Cop Finally Remembers He’s Not Above The Law Apparently
Folks, let me tell you, I just about spit out my coffee reading this story about a former Ohio police…
Tag: The Police
Minneapolis Shooting Leaves Multiple Victims Including Two Police Officers Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A mass shooting in downtown Minneapolis has left at least seven…
Tucson Gay Bar Shooting Sparks Totally Expected Hate Crime Probe
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic shooting in Tucson, Arizona, where a gunman opened fire in…
Times Square just got a little less stabby apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman, Pamela Cisneros, walked into the heart of Times Square,…
Police Mistakenly Kill College Student Who Couldn’t Use GPS
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 22-year-old college student, Glenwood Pysher IV, who was killed by Pennsylvania…
Guillotine Enthusiast Takes Road Trip to US Capitol
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a guy who decided to drive all the way from California to…
Family Reunion Ends With Record Breaking Number of Unsolicited Opinions
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a story that’s just, well, unbelievable. A man killed eight of his relatives,…
Phoenix Cops Fired For Doing Their Job Too Enthusiastically Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest shenanigans from the Phoenix police department, and I just can’t…
Police Chief Says Cop’s Spouse Found Dead, Founder Now Missing
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Massachusetts woman, Karen Solomon, is being sought by authorities…
Mississippi Woman’s Tree Mishap Ends In Predictably Terrible Way
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Mississippi, and I have to say, this one’s…