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Wisconsin Protests Erupt Over Fatal Police Shooting Of Allegedly Armed Man
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Wisconsin Protests Erupt Over Fatal Police Shooting Of Allegedly Armed Man

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man was shot and killed in a struggle with police…

Eagles Star Saquon Barkley Loses More Than Yardage at Home
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Eagles Star Saquon Barkley Loses More Than Yardage at Home

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest crazy news – an attempted burglary at the home of…

ICE Agents Brilliantly Demonstrate Restraint Techniques On Uncooperative Man
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ICE Agents Brilliantly Demonstrate Restraint Techniques On Uncooperative Man

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like there was quite the scene at Harry…

Gene Simmons needs your money again in 2027
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Gene Simmons needs your money again in 2027

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat or what? 🤯 The “Gene Simmons Legends Of Rock Expo” has been…

Trump Gets Free Security Detail Until He Leaves Office
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Trump Gets Free Security Detail Until He Leaves Office

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s decision to extend the deployment of National Guard troops to Washington,…

Capitol Police Bust Guy Who Clearly Didn’t Get the Memo
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Capitol Police Bust Guy Who Clearly Didn’t Get the Memo

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I was sipping my coffee and scrolling through CNN when I came across this story about a guy getting…

Youth Pastor’s Totally Normal Life Falls Apart 20 Years Later
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Youth Pastor’s Totally Normal Life Falls Apart 20 Years Later

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Bernadette and David Vander Meer is a…

Proud Boys Get Free Pass Courtesy of Justice System Again
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Proud Boys Get Free Pass Courtesy of Justice System Again

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Timothy Kelly, has dismissed the seditious conspiracy case…

Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death
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Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some emotional rollercoaster? Because MASTODON just dropped a 35-minute video talking about their…

Jason Statham Punches Things and Looks Angry in Latest Over_the_Top Action Packed Trailer Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough of That Already
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Jason Statham Punches Things and Looks Angry in Latest Over_the_Top Action Packed Trailer Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough of That Already

FinnJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

The Stath is back, and we’re all just thrilled to death 🙄! He’s on a boat, because, you know, that’s…

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