‘Masters of the Universe’ Review: Because Who Needs a Good Reboot Anyway What a Total Masterclass in Mediocrity
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 I was a He-Man kid, and I’m not ashamed to admit…
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Who cares about France when we have MAGA fashion
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of our betters across…
Oh Joy Another Masterful Master of the Universe Trailer to Fuel Our Endless Nostalgia and Disappointment
The most epic battle of all time is coming, and by epic, I mean cringeworthy 🙄. Masters of the Universe…
He-Man Flexes His Barely-Contained Pecs in a Nostalgia Grab So Desperate Even Skeletor Feels Bad for Him
Oh goodie, another cinematic universe! Because what we truly, desperately needed in the year of our Lord 2024 was a…
Onimusha: Way of the Sword: Gamescom 2025’s “Stunning” Reboot (Yeah, Right) Preview
Oh great, another reboot. Just what the gaming world needed, right? 🙄 As someone who vaguely remembers playing *Onimusha* back…
Gamescom ONL 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity!
Alright, gamers, gather ’round and prepare to be mildly amused by the sheer spectacle of gamescom ONL 2025, where the…
Cronos: New Yawn is a Super Slow, Extra Brutal Fight for Survival — and I’m a Sucker
Oh boy, another Bloober Team game! 🙄 From the first teasers of Cronos: The New Dawn, it looked like a…
SLAYER’s Back, Apparently London Didn’t Suffer Enough The First Time
So, the geriatric thrash metal “legends” 👴 SLAYER, fresh from their crypts, decided to grace us with their presence for…
SLAYER’s Back From The Grave (Again!) Cardiff Gets Rained In Blood (Literally)
OMG! SLAYER, those “retired” thrash metal legends (air quotes for dramatic effect), graced us with their presence at Blackweir Fields…
Onimusha: Way of the Sword – Capcom Finally Found Their Sword After All These Years?
During a “hands-off” presentation (because nobody trusts gamers, amirite?) at Summer Games Fest, Onimusha: Way of the Sword *quietly* emerged…