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Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’
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Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…

CLAWFINGER Unleashes Apocalyptic Title Track Video Because Why Not?
CLAWFINGER Returns From 19-Year Nap, Releases New Album Before They "All Die"
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CLAWFINGER Unleashes Apocalyptic Title Track Video Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

Swedish-Norwegian rap-metal pioneers CLAWFINGER have released the official music video for “Before We All Die,” the title track of their…

Hands-On With Notable Humans — Because Your Life Needs More Celebrity Handshakes and Rhythmic High-Fives
Hands-On With People Of Note—Feel The Rhythm
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Hands-On With Notable Humans — Because Your Life Needs More Celebrity Handshakes and Rhythmic High-Fives

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

It was pretty obvious that I would be interested in People of Note. Much like Devolver Digital, I’ve long championed…

Transport Fever 3 Hands-On Preview: A Campaign with Direction — Because Who Needs to Just Build Trains All Day?
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Transport Fever 3 Hands-On Preview: A Campaign with Direction — Because Who Needs to Just Build Trains All Day?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Alright, gather ’round, fellow would-be tycoons and spreadsheet enthusiasts! 🎩📊 Let’s talk about Transport Fever 3, the game that promises…

‘This is not over.’ Corporate America’s Epstein drama gets juicier than a reality TV reunion | CNN Business
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‘This is not over.’ Corporate America’s Epstein drama gets juicier than a reality TV reunion | CNN Business

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

The Deep State’s Worst Nightmare: Epstein Files Expose Swamp Creatures’ Dark Secrets It’s finally happening, folks. The swamp is being…

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“Dr Jessamy Hibberd Reveals Secret: How to Finally Stop Your Brain From Ruining Everything”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 4, 2026

Stop overthinking! Or keep doing it – what do we care? 😅 Join us on **Zoom, Feb 4, 2026, 7pm…

Catherine O’Hara’s Greatest Hits: Stream These or Face Her Judgment
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Catherine O’Hara’s Greatest Hits: Stream These or Face Her Judgment

FinnJanuary 31, 2026January 31, 2026

😱 OH NO, NOT CATHERINE O’HARA! THE QUEEN OF WEIRD HAS LEFT THE BUILDING! 💔 Well, folks, it looks like…

‘The Karate Kid’ and More Join the National Film Registry: Wax On, Wax Off, Now It’s Official
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‘The Karate Kid’ and More Join the National Film Registry: Wax On, Wax Off, Now It’s Official

FinnJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Well, folks, the Library of Congress just announced their picks for 2025’s National Film Registry and, surprise, they’re preserving all…

A Completely Objective and Unbiased Ranking Of The Metroid Series That Will Definitely Not Anger Any Fans Whatsoever
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A Completely Objective and Unbiased Ranking Of The Metroid Series That Will Definitely Not Anger Any Fans Whatsoever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

Welp, 2025 is officially in the rearview mirror, which means we’ve somehow survived another trip around the sun without the…

How AI Can Save Small Businesses Time and Money (Or Just Give Them More Time to Scroll TikTok)
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How AI Can Save Small Businesses Time and Money (Or Just Give Them More Time to Scroll TikTok)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

🚨BREAKING: NJ Business Action Center Hosts AI Webinar to Teach Small Biz Owners How to Not Get Replaced by Robots…

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