KORN Bassist ROBERTO ‘RA’ DÍAZ Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired of Playing the Same 5 Riffs for 30 Years and Honestly What’s Wrong with This Guy
So, you wanna know the epic story of how Roberto “Ra” Díaz joined KORN? Well, buckle up, folks, because it’s…
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Spaceballs 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time
The prophecy has been fulfilled, and Mel Brooks, the almighty space wizard, has finally made Spaceballs 2 at the ripe…
BEACN Invents Totally Not Overpriced Or Obsolete Voice-First Headset That You Definitely Need In Your Life Because Everything Else Is Just So Last Season, Coming This Spring 2026 To Drain Your Wallet
🎧👂 BEACN just announced their brand new premium wireless headset, because who doesn’t need another expensive gadget to add to…
JOHN 5 Has No Clue What MÖTLEY CRÜE Is Doing But He’s Pretty Sure He’ll Show Up For The Free Food And Groupies
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news about MÖTLEY CRÜE 🤘? I mean, who isn’t, right? 🤷♂️…
The Trump Admin’s Dilemma: Go Broke or Go Broke Under Water?
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GEORGE LYNCH: Getting Up Close And Personal With EDDIE VAN HALEN In The 1970s Was A Total Brain-Melting, Mind-Bending, “How The Heck Did He Do That?” Experience
So George Lynch, the dude from Dokken, was recently jawing with Tommy Colletti from The Music Zoo, and apparently Lynch…
Why Your Game Is a Glorified Slot Machine That’s Hijacking Your Free Will
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Israel vs. Iran: The Ultimate Game of “Mine’s Bigger Than Yours” or Just a Really Confusing Soap Opera?
The US and Israel Are in a Bickering Sibling War With Iran The US and Israel have been duking it…
Booker: ‘The Senate should not be operating as business as usual’ amid Iran war | CNN Politics
Oh look, Cory Booker is suddenly worried about Congress doing its job – how adorable! The same guy who cheered…
OVERKILL Gears Up to Over-Record New Album This Spring/Summer, Promises to Overwhelm Fans by Late 2026
Oh, look who’s still alive and making music in 2026! That’s right, it’s everyone’s favorite New Jersey thrash veterans OVERKILL,…