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War Remains Trump’s Playground Regardless Of Midterm Outcome
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War Remains Trump’s Playground Regardless Of Midterm Outcome

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like President George W. Bush’s decision to surge…

Democrats somehow still ahead despite being Democrats apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats somehow still ahead despite being Democrats apparently

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll shows that the Democratic Party has…

Trump Finds New Scapegoat in French Riots
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Finds New Scapegoat in French Riots

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump is at it again, using footage of violent…

Ukraine’s Starshield Disruptions: Because Space Wars Are So Last Season
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Ukraine’s Starshield Disruptions: Because Space Wars Are So Last Season

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like there’s been a bit of a kerfuffle over…

Trump Reboots Favorite Lie About Schools Secretly Surgifying Kids
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Reboots Favorite Lie About Schools Secretly Surgifying Kids

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, claiming that schools in…

Trump Proposes Rebranding New Mexico As New America Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Proposes Rebranding New Mexico As New America Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, suggesting that New Mexico…

Trump Unleashes Inner Chaos Master Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Unleashes Inner Chaos Master Again

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like many Republicans running for office in the 2026…

US Mulls Dropping Massive Bomb Because Diplomacy Is Overrated Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Mulls Dropping Massive Bomb Because Diplomacy Is Overrated Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the US-Iran conflict, and I have to say,…

Katie Zacharia’s Law Career Totally Legit Apparently Not At All
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Katie Zacharia’s Law Career Totally Legit Apparently Not At All

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the new White House press secretary, Katie Zacharia,…

Russia Gifts US Businesses Free Drone Demolition Services in Ukraine
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Russia Gifts US Businesses Free Drone Demolition Services in Ukraine

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Ukraine, and let me tell you, it’s a…

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