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CIA Finally Spills the Beans on 9/11 Intel 20 Years Later
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CIA Finally Spills the Beans on 9/11 Intel 20 Years Later

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the declassified presidential daily briefs from the CIA, and folks, it’s a wild…

Lawyers Thrive in Data Centers Everyone Else Loves to Hate
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Lawyers Thrive in Data Centers Everyone Else Loves to Hate

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding data centers, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, these…

Omaha Steaks Gets Rare Price Hike
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Omaha Steaks Gets Rare Price Hike

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about Omaha Steaks, a company that’s been around for over a century,…

LIVE NATION heroically cancels AC/DC concert to protect Toronto from possibly getting rocked too hard
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LIVE NATION heroically cancels AC/DC concert to protect Toronto from possibly getting rocked too hard

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

I mean, it’s not like we’ve never seen a storm before, but apparently, the one that hit Toronto last week…

Home Buying Plans Shelved Because Adulting Is Hard
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Home Buying Plans Shelved Because Adulting Is Hard

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The housing market in the United States is still a mess,…

Trump Copies Sci-Fi Movie for Space Force Uniform Because Originality is Overrated
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Trump Copies Sci-Fi Movie for Space Force Uniform Because Originality is Overrated

FinnSeptember 7, 2026September 8, 2026

The United States Space Force has unveiled a new uniform design, and it’s a real blast from the past. Or,…

Fall Brings Cozy Sweaters And Higher Gas Prices
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Fall Brings Cozy Sweaters And Higher Gas Prices

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Linda French, a 78-year-old retired schoolteacher from Jonesborough, Tennessee, was planning…

Fetterman Denounces Staffers For Not Loving Him Enough Apparently
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Fetterman Denounces Staffers For Not Loving Him Enough Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. John Fetterman is in hot water after some former aides…

Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not
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Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Texas Republicans have been waiting for what feels like an eternity…

Fox Rewards Loyalty with Pink Slip Apparently
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Fox Rewards Loyalty with Pink Slip Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Maria Bartiromo, a big name at…

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