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Companies Keep Tariff Refunds As Lovely Parting Gift To Themselves
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Companies Keep Tariff Refunds As Lovely Parting Gift To Themselves

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that US businesses have been getting some serious tariff…

Walmart Scores Sweet Tariff Refund Jackpot
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Walmart Scores Sweet Tariff Refund Jackpot

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Walmart just posted some impressive sales and profits, thanks in part…

Tariffs Still Happening Because Why Not At This Point
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Tariffs Still Happening Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump backed off from his threat to impose steep…

Democrats Have One Problem Republicans Have Several Somehow This Is Fair
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats Have One Problem Republicans Have Several Somehow This Is Fair

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest from CNN, and folks, it’s a doozy. A new poll confirms that…

Trump Takes Leisurely Stroll Towards Replacing Leavitt Eventually Maybe
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Trump Takes Leisurely Stroll Towards Replacing Leavitt Eventually Maybe

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about President Trump’s latest dilemma, and I just can’t help but chuckle. It…

Election Deniers Now Running Things Hopefully Not Into Ground
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Election Deniers Now Running Things Hopefully Not Into Ground

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like a bunch of Republicans who have denied or…

Anthrax fires Joey Belladonna because of course they did
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Anthrax fires Joey Belladonna because of course they did

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some drama? 🤯 Because I’ve got a scoop that’s gonna make your head…

Desperate Family Turns to Psychics Because That’s Going Great Historically
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Desperate Family Turns to Psychics Because That’s Going Great Historically

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 15-year-old girl named Sophie Reeder has been missing for over…

Lindsay Clancy’s Cellphone Reveals Steep Descent into Chaos Apparently
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Lindsay Clancy’s Cellphone Reveals Steep Descent into Chaos Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, it’s a real…

Jay Weinberg’s Tragic Life Without Slipknot Now Slightly Less Miserable
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Jay Weinberg’s Tragic Life Without Slipknot Now Slightly Less Miserable

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, acclaimed drummer Jay Weinberg (SLIPKNOT, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, Bruce Springsteen) has unleashed his latest collaborative…

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