Home Buying Plans Shelved Because Adulting Is Hard
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The housing market in the United States is still a mess,…
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Trump Copies Sci-Fi Movie for Space Force Uniform Because Originality is Overrated
The United States Space Force has unveiled a new uniform design, and it’s a real blast from the past. Or,…
Fall Brings Cozy Sweaters And Higher Gas Prices
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Linda French, a 78-year-old retired schoolteacher from Jonesborough, Tennessee, was planning…
Fetterman Denounces Staffers For Not Loving Him Enough Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. John Fetterman is in hot water after some former aides…
Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Texas Republicans have been waiting for what feels like an eternity…
Fox Rewards Loyalty with Pink Slip Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Maria Bartiromo, a big name at…
Trump Threatens Trade Tantrum Unless Fed Caves to Demands
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, threatening to prevent the…
Rikki Rockett Still Alive Somehow After Beating Cancer
In a stunning turn of events, POISON drummer Rikki Rockett has revealed that he’s still kicking after being diagnosed with…
NVIDIA’s DLSS 5 baffles gamers with complexity and unmet expectations
The internet has been abuzz with the news of NVIDIA’s DLSS 5, and I’m here to give you the lowdown.…
Vance Warns El-Sayed Hands Off His Wife
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Michigan Senate race, and folks, it’s getting heated.…