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Biden’s Memory Struggles Now Officially On Tape
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Biden’s Memory Struggles Now Officially On Tape

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like the Oversight Project, a right-wing group, has…

US Munitions Stockpile Warnings Suddenly Become Totally Not Ignorable Thing
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Munitions Stockpile Warnings Suddenly Become Totally Not Ignorable Thing

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Just days before the Iran war began, Joint Chiefs of Staff…

Nostalgic showrunners reboot Star Trek for their former selves
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Nostalgic showrunners reboot Star Trek for their former selves

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2026July 26, 2026

Get ready to boldly go where no gamer has gone before, as we dive into the world of Star Trek:…

Kalshi Forces Netflix To Yank Doc For Being Too Accurate Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Kalshi Forces Netflix To Yank Doc For Being Too Accurate Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Kalshi, a prediction market company, is threatening…

Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: 2026’s Best Proxy Servers to Boost Your Wallet
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Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: 2026’s Best Proxy Servers to Boost Your Wallet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026July 26, 2026

Let’s get real, gamers. The “best gaming proxy” rankings are a joke, usually sorted by IP-pool size and price –…

Trump’s Team Has Fantastic Retention Rate Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Team Has Fantastic Retention Rate Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s…

Troy Jackson’s Stunning Journey From GOP to Collins Slayer
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Troy Jackson’s Stunning Journey From GOP to Collins Slayer

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Troy Jackson’s potential rise to replace Graham Platner as the Democratic…

Trump and Mamdani Unite Over Netanyahu Drama
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump and Mamdani Unite Over Netanyahu Drama

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, picking a fight with…

Another soulless sequel gets its obligatory fanboy freakout moment
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Another soulless sequel gets its obligatory fanboy freakout moment

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

The wait is over, and the anticipation has been palpable. The first full trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has finally dropped,…

US Military Keeps War Injuries Under Wraps For Your Safety Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Military Keeps War Injuries Under Wraps For Your Safety Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest on the Iran conflict, and I have to say, it’s…

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