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Billionaire David Ellison bravely defends CNN’s right to criticize Trump
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Billionaire David Ellison bravely defends CNN’s right to criticize Trump

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about David Ellison, the new owner of CNN, and I have to say,…

Kamala Harris District Stays Red Because Politics Are Hard Apparently
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Kamala Harris District Stays Red Because Politics Are Hard Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Mike Lawler, a Republican congressman from New…

Trumpism thriving because who needs stability anyway
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Trumpism thriving because who needs stability anyway

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s brand of conservative populist nationalism…

Trump Claims Iran Has Nuclear Drug Factories Because Why Not
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Trump Claims Iran Has Nuclear Drug Factories Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, this one is…

Texas Border Wall Hits Snag Because Of Laws And Stuff
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Texas Border Wall Hits Snag Because Of Laws And Stuff

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a federal court in Texas that just put the brakes on the…

Trump’s Grand Economic Plans Imploded Immediately Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Grand Economic Plans Imploded Immediately Again

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump is at it again, using official…

Economy somehow still manages to leave blacks behind again
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Economy somehow still manages to leave blacks behind again

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest jobs report is out, and while it’s mostly a…

Trump Miraculously Sounds Like Other Presidents Sometimes
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Trump Miraculously Sounds Like Other Presidents Sometimes

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest excuses for the GOP’s impending midterm losses, and I’ve…

AI brings fake news to campaign ads with impressive realism somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI brings fake news to campaign ads with impressive realism somehow

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the world of politics has gone crazy, with…

GOP Throws Cash at Sinking Ship Ken Paxton’s Senate Campaign
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GOP Throws Cash at Sinking Ship Ken Paxton’s Senate Campaign

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ken Paxton’s Senate bid in Texas is getting a serious boost…

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