Apple Launches iPhone Under New CEO Because That’s What They Do
Well, folks, it looks like Apple is about to shake things up with their new CEO, John Ternus, who’s set…
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Trump Scrapes Together South Carolina Win Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump just got a much-needed win in South Carolina,…
Justice Department Weighs Charges Against ICE Officer Because Accountability Matters Somehow
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest developments in the case of Christian Castro, the Immigration and…
Burger King Tries To Make Chicken Nuggets Less Terrible Apparently
Folks, it looks like Burger King is trying to shake things up in the fast food world, and I’m here…
Trump’s Ego Faces South Carolina Litmus Test Apparently
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s endorsement isn’t as golden…
Canada Strikes Back With Costly Kraft Dinner
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The United States and Canada are apparently barreling towards a deeper…
Sweet Guitarist Tired Of Being Yelled At By Old Dude Andy Scott
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I couldn’t believe what I was reading. THE SWEET, the…
Companies Keep Tariff Refunds As Lovely Parting Gift To Themselves
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that US businesses have been getting some serious tariff…
Walmart Scores Sweet Tariff Refund Jackpot
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Walmart just posted some impressive sales and profits, thanks in part…
Tariffs Still Happening Because Why Not At This Point
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump backed off from his threat to impose steep…