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Trump Loses Again Democracy Wins Maybe
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Trump Loses Again Democracy Wins Maybe

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US Supreme Court’s decision to block President Donald Trump’s efforts to restrict…

Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently
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Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is urging House Republicans to make Michigan…

Marathon kicks PvE update down the road to December 8 in schedule shuffle
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Marathon kicks PvE update down the road to December 8 in schedule shuffle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

It looks like Bungie has taken a page out of the classic gaming playbook: announce a exciting update, build up…

Tech CEOs Suddenly Develop Conscience About Job Security
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Tech CEOs Suddenly Develop Conscience About Job Security

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI drama, and I’ve got to say, it’s quite the…

Fed Hopes Rate Hike Doesn’t Totally Backfire This Time
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Fed Hopes Rate Hike Doesn’t Totally Backfire This Time

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Federal Reserve is finally raising interest rates, and it’s about…

Trump Administration’s Brilliant FEMA Firings Deemed Totally Not Legal
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Trump Administration’s Brilliant FEMA Firings Deemed Totally Not Legal

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest news from the world of bureaucracy. A…

CIA Finally Spills the Beans on 9/11 Intel 20 Years Later
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CIA Finally Spills the Beans on 9/11 Intel 20 Years Later

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the declassified presidential daily briefs from the CIA, and folks, it’s a wild…

Lawyers Thrive in Data Centers Everyone Else Loves to Hate
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Lawyers Thrive in Data Centers Everyone Else Loves to Hate

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding data centers, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, these…

Omaha Steaks Gets Rare Price Hike
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Omaha Steaks Gets Rare Price Hike

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about Omaha Steaks, a company that’s been around for over a century,…

LIVE NATION heroically cancels AC/DC concert to protect Toronto from possibly getting rocked too hard
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LIVE NATION heroically cancels AC/DC concert to protect Toronto from possibly getting rocked too hard

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

I mean, it’s not like we’ve never seen a storm before, but apparently, the one that hit Toronto last week…

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