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Patriotism now a competitive youth sport apparently
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Patriotism now a competitive youth sport apparently

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the Patriot Games, a new Trump-backed youth competition that’s being…

ICE Finally Gets With The Times And Buys Body Cameras
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ICE Finally Gets With The Times And Buys Body Cameras

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is planning to equip…

Russia’s Hospitality Reaches New Heights of Almost Killing Guests
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Russia’s Hospitality Reaches New Heights of Almost Killing Guests

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Concerns are mounting about the wellbeing of an American detained in…

Ford Gambles Big On dirt Cheap Electric Pickup Luxury
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Ford Gambles Big On dirt Cheap Electric Pickup Luxury

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ford is coming out with a new electric pickup truck called…

Nation Braces for Underwhelming Jobs Report Numbers Again
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Nation Braces for Underwhelming Jobs Report Numbers Again

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest jobs report is out, and economists are expecting it…

Arsonist Achieves Impressive Wildfire Streak
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Arsonist Achieves Impressive Wildfire Streak

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the wildfires in Washington state, and I just can’t believe what…

Gaming Rigs Lost in the Void of Your Own Wi-Fi
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Gaming Rigs Lost in the Void of Your Own Wi-Fi

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Wireless networks: where the wild things are. You think you know what’s connected, but let’s be real, it’s a jungle…

GOP Leaders Gently Suggest Chuck Edwards Just Give Up Already
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GOP Leaders Gently Suggest Chuck Edwards Just Give Up Already

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like House Republican leaders are trying to convince…

Todd Blanche’s generous gifts to Cornyn and Tillis somehow have holes
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Todd Blanche’s generous gifts to Cornyn and Tillis somehow have holes

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche has seemingly satisfied the demands of…

Republican Finds Spine Temporarily Regarding Iran Policy
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Republican Finds Spine Temporarily Regarding Iran Policy

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about GOP Rep. Tom Barrett, who’s trying to navigate a tricky situation with…

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