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Grassley Tries To Make FBI Director’s Expense Report Interesting Somehow
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Grassley Tries To Make FBI Director’s Expense Report Interesting Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senate Judiciary Chair Chuck Grassley is giving FBI Director Kash Patel…

Trump Touts Mysteriously Affordable Gas Stations To The Delighted Public
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Trump Touts Mysteriously Affordable Gas Stations To The Delighted Public

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is touting a new chain of gas stations…

Memphis Task Force on Roll with Another Successful Citizen Interaction
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Memphis Task Force on Roll with Another Successful Citizen Interaction

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Memphis, and I come across this story about…

Trump Still Obsessed With Communism Apparently
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Trump Still Obsessed With Communism Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

So, I was reading this article on CNN, sipping my coffee, and I just about spit it out when I…

Politician’s Past Statements Haunt Him Again Somehow
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Politician’s Past Statements Haunt Him Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Hey there, folks! I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Michigan Democratic Senate front-runner Abdul El-Sayed, who’s been facing criticism…

Graham Platner Still A Thing Democrats Wish Would Go Away
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Graham Platner Still A Thing Democrats Wish Would Go Away

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Maine’s Senate race, and let me tell you,…

Graham Platner Mulls Exit Amid Mounting Pressure
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Graham Platner Mulls Exit Amid Mounting Pressure

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Maine Senate race, and folks, it’s a doozy.…

Colorado Gov axes board members who dissed Tina Peters’ sweet deal
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Colorado Gov axes board members who dissed Tina Peters’ sweet deal

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Colorado, where Governor Jared Polis just fired two…

Shannon Larkin grovels to Nikki Sixx after getting roasted by Motley Crue’s ego
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Shannon Larkin grovels to Nikki Sixx after getting roasted by Motley Crue’s ego

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Breaking News: Shannon Larkin Apologizes to Nikki Sixx for Calling Out MÖTLEY CRÜE’s Use of Backing Tracks – The Drama…

Wow Trump Still Gets Some Wins At Supreme Court Somehow
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Wow Trump Still Gets Some Wins At Supreme Court Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump used his trusty black Sharpie to sign an…

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