Tariffs Still Happening Because Why Not At This Point
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump backed off from his threat to impose steep…
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Democrats Have One Problem Republicans Have Several Somehow This Is Fair
I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest from CNN, and folks, it’s a doozy. A new poll confirms that…
Trump Takes Leisurely Stroll Towards Replacing Leavitt Eventually Maybe
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about President Trump’s latest dilemma, and I just can’t help but chuckle. It…
Election Deniers Now Running Things Hopefully Not Into Ground
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like a bunch of Republicans who have denied or…
Anthrax fires Joey Belladonna because of course they did
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some drama? 🤯 Because I’ve got a scoop that’s gonna make your head…
Desperate Family Turns to Psychics Because That’s Going Great Historically
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 15-year-old girl named Sophie Reeder has been missing for over…
Lindsay Clancy’s Cellphone Reveals Steep Descent into Chaos Apparently
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, it’s a real…
Jay Weinberg’s Tragic Life Without Slipknot Now Slightly Less Miserable
In a shocking turn of events, acclaimed drummer Jay Weinberg (SLIPKNOT, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, Bruce Springsteen) has unleashed his latest collaborative…
Pokemon GO lavishes fans with free Mewtwo to distract from decade of monetization
Pokemon GO is celebrating its 10th anniversary, and to make up for the whole “exclusive Mewtwo for influencers” debacle, Scopely…
Crowds Still Pretty Bad at This Whole Voting Thing Apparently
Folks, let me tell you, reading about these recent primaries has been a wild ride. Two successive weeks of primaries…