Anthrax fires Joey Belladonna because of course they did
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some drama? 🤯 Because I’ve got a scoop that’s gonna make your head…
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Desperate Family Turns to Psychics Because That’s Going Great Historically
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 15-year-old girl named Sophie Reeder has been missing for over…
Lindsay Clancy’s Cellphone Reveals Steep Descent into Chaos Apparently
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, it’s a real…
Jay Weinberg’s Tragic Life Without Slipknot Now Slightly Less Miserable
In a shocking turn of events, acclaimed drummer Jay Weinberg (SLIPKNOT, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, Bruce Springsteen) has unleashed his latest collaborative…
Pokemon GO lavishes fans with free Mewtwo to distract from decade of monetization
Pokemon GO is celebrating its 10th anniversary, and to make up for the whole “exclusive Mewtwo for influencers” debacle, Scopely…
Crowds Still Pretty Bad at This Whole Voting Thing Apparently
Folks, let me tell you, reading about these recent primaries has been a wild ride. Two successive weeks of primaries…
Trump Now Charging For Truth Because Free Speech Is Overrated
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal lawsuit has been filed against President Donald Trump, claiming…
Oil Flowing Normally Again Except When It’s Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Energy Secretary Chris Wright’s latest claim that oil exports from the Middle…
Nation Divided Over Trump’s Data Center Crush
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is going against the grain,…
Abuser Accused Rep Still Running Because Why Not Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rep. Max Miller is still in the running for his seat…