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Trump’s Team Has Fantastic Retention Rate Somehow
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Trump’s Team Has Fantastic Retention Rate Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s…

Troy Jackson’s Stunning Journey From GOP to Collins Slayer
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Troy Jackson’s Stunning Journey From GOP to Collins Slayer

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Troy Jackson’s potential rise to replace Graham Platner as the Democratic…

Trump and Mamdani Unite Over Netanyahu Drama
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Trump and Mamdani Unite Over Netanyahu Drama

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, picking a fight with…

Another soulless sequel gets its obligatory fanboy freakout moment
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Another soulless sequel gets its obligatory fanboy freakout moment

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

The wait is over, and the anticipation has been palpable. The first full trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has finally dropped,…

US Military Keeps War Injuries Under Wraps For Your Safety Apparently
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US Military Keeps War Injuries Under Wraps For Your Safety Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest on the Iran conflict, and I have to say, it’s…

Bernie Sparks Democrat Infighting Because Of Course He Does
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Bernie Sparks Democrat Infighting Because Of Course He Does

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Sen. Bernie Sanders is at it again,…

EV Sales Slump But Automakers Still Cling To Electric Dreams
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EV Sales Slump But Automakers Still Cling To Electric Dreams

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that electric vehicle sales in the US aren’t exactly…

ICE Kills Guy, Feds Immediately Trash His Reputation
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ICE Kills Guy, Feds Immediately Trash His Reputation

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An FBI agent arrives at a crime scene in Houston and…

Maine Democrats Nominate Guy Not Named Susan Collins
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Maine Democrats Nominate Guy Not Named Susan Collins

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Maine Senate race, and I’ve got to…

Trump’s Ethics Issues Now Somehow Even More Obvious Somehow
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Trump’s Ethics Issues Now Somehow Even More Obvious Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump and his team are doing…

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