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The New Street Fighter Trailer Is So Lit It Just Spontaneously Combusted Into a Giant Fireball of Awesomeness
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The New Street Fighter Trailer Is So Lit It Just Spontaneously Combusted Into a Giant Fireball of Awesomeness

FinnApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

The new Street Fighter movie is coming, and it’s a total blast from the past… or a desperate attempt to…

Spaceballs 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time
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Spaceballs 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time

FinnApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

The prophecy has been fulfilled, and Mel Brooks, the almighty space wizard, has finally made Spaceballs 2 at the ripe…

Marvel Just Lost Almost Its Entire Visual Development Team Because Who Needs Good Art Anyway
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Marvel Just Lost Almost Its Entire Visual Development Team Because Who Needs Good Art Anyway

FinnApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

A month into new Disney CEO Josh D’Amaro’s tenure, and he’s already making magic happen – by making around 1,000…

BRING ME THE HORIZON Finally Decides to Ruin Their Own Classic Album with a Cringeworthy 20th Anniversary ReRecording of ‘Count Your Blessings’ Because Nostalgia is a Cash Grab
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BRING ME THE HORIZON Finally Decides to Ruin Their Own Classic Album with a Cringeworthy 20th Anniversary ReRecording of ‘Count Your Blessings’ Because Nostalgia is a Cash Grab

Chord F. DiscordApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Get ready for the most epic re-recording of the century, folks! 🤣 British rockers BRING ME THE HORIZON are releasing…

IRON MAIDEN Finally Decides to Release a Documentary That Will Probably Just Be 2 Hours of Bruce Dickinson Talking About His Love of Fencing and Airplanes
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IRON MAIDEN Finally Decides to Release a Documentary That Will Probably Just Be 2 Hours of Bruce Dickinson Talking About His Love of Fencing and Airplanes

Chord F. DiscordApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

Get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic documentary trailer ever created – “Iron Maiden: Burning Ambition”…

Tom Holland Reveals What Brand New Day Reshoots Add to Film Except It’s Probably Just More of Him Making Sad Puppy Eyes
Reshoots: Because Your Movie Wasn't Already Perfect, Apparently 🤷‍♂️
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Tom Holland Reveals What Brand New Day Reshoots Add to Film Except It’s Probably Just More of Him Making Sad Puppy Eyes

FinnApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

So, you’ve heard the rumors, folks: reshoots are the kiss of death for any movie. Or are they? 🤔 I…

Jonathan Majors Just Casually Fell Through a Window Because Stunt Training is Overrated and Glass is Just a Suggestion
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Jonathan Majors Just Casually Fell Through a Window Because Stunt Training is Overrated and Glass is Just a Suggestion

FinnApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

The drama-filled world of Hollywood has struck again, folks. It seems like the set of Jonathan Majors’ new action movie…

Super Mario Galaxy Movie Invades Cosmos With Fox McCloud, Because Why Not Throw Star Fox Into the Mix?
Nintendo just threw Starfox fans a bone, and yes, it's furry, blue, and flying an Arwing into theaters
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Super Mario Galaxy Movie Invades Cosmos With Fox McCloud, Because Why Not Throw Star Fox Into the Mix?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Oh look, Nintendo decided to drop a new character poster right before the release of *The Super Mario Galaxy Movie*,…

Dwayne Johnson’s Live-Action Maui Makes His Grand Entrance in New ‘Moana’ Trailer—Brace Yourself for Rock-Solid Performances!
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Dwayne Johnson’s Live-Action Maui Makes His Grand Entrance in New ‘Moana’ Trailer—Brace Yourself for Rock-Solid Performances!

FinnMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Oh great, another Disney “live-action” remake, because apparently the 2016 animated classic wasn’t *real* enough for us. Now we’re getting…

Spider-Man: Brand New Day Unleashes a Brand New Trailer, Punisher and Hulk Come Crawling Back Like Desperate Exes
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day Unleashes a Brand New Trailer, Punisher and Hulk Come Crawling Back Like Desperate Exes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

OMG, IT’S HAPPENING!!! 🕷️💥 After what felt like an eternity in Spider-Man: No Way Home limbo, Tom Holland is back…

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