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Tag: Theaters

Woody and Buzz Return in Toy Story 5: Prepare for More Existential Dread and Plastic Mayhem
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Woody and Buzz Return in Toy Story 5: Prepare for More Existential Dread and Plastic Mayhem

FinnNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Woody and Buzz, those dusty relics of childhood, are back for Toy Story 5, because apparently, Pixar ran out of…

Lucy Liu’s “Rosemead” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Definition of “Career-Defining” Redefined (Again)
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Lucy Liu’s “Rosemead” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Definition of “Career-Defining” Redefined (Again)

FinnNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, look, another movie about a “troubled” family! 🙄 Seriously, Hollywood, are we STILL milking this cow? Lucy Liu, bless…

“K-Pop Demon Hunters 2: Electric Boogaloo – Prepare for More Cringey Slayage”
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“K-Pop Demon Hunters 2: Electric Boogaloo – Prepare for More Cringey Slayage”

FinnNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys are NOT gonna believe this! Netflix and Sony, bless their clueless little hearts, FINALLY decided to…

“SNO-CIETY” – Warren Miller’s Epic Apres-Ski Shenanigans in Sun Valley, Bro
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“SNO-CIETY” – Warren Miller’s Epic Apres-Ski Shenanigans in Sun Valley, Bro

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is hitting theaters near you! 🤣 From the Scottish Highlands, Finland, Whitewater, BC, to Denver,…

Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)
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Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)

FinnOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

👂Psst!👂 Did you peasants actually strain your👂👂 to the very end of that ✨glorious✨Scream 7 trailer? I bet you didn’t.…

Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge Debacle: Still Milking It in 2026
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Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge Debacle: Still Milking It in 2026

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Bleecker Street, bless their tiny, misguided hearts, has apparently thrown some cash at Vertigo Live and that poor sap Rob…

Adam Driver’s Genius Star Wars Pitch: Disney Said “Nah”
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Adam Driver’s Genius Star Wars Pitch: Disney Said “Nah”

FinnOctober 21, 2025October 25, 2025

Wow, Adam Driver, bless his heart, actually thought Disney would let him make a whole Star Wars film about Kylo…

Netflix Resurrects K-Pop Exorcists Karaoke Nightmare: Prepare to Cringe This Halloween
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Netflix Resurrects K-Pop Exorcists Karaoke Nightmare: Prepare to Cringe This Halloween

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 💅 because Netflix is dragging KPop Demon Hunters Sing-Along out of the streaming graveyard and into…

Ace Frehley’s Orgasm After Trump Correctly Pronounced His Name: A KISS-Related Kennedy Center Honor Story
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Ace Frehley’s Orgasm After Trump Correctly Pronounced His Name: A KISS-Related Kennedy Center Honor Story

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Oh, dear Lord, can you believe what I just stumbled upon? 🙄 Apparently, MÖTLEY CRÜE’s John 5 (yes, the guy…

OFFICIAL LED ZEPPELIN DOCUMENTARY ‘BECOMING LED ZEPPELIN’ Nominated for an Award Because Apparently Critics Have Nothing Better to Do
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OFFICIAL LED ZEPPELIN DOCUMENTARY ‘BECOMING LED ZEPPELIN’ Nominated for an Award Because Apparently Critics Have Nothing Better to Do

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Sony Pictures Classics’ “Becoming Led Zeppelin”, a film about a band formed approximately 147 years ago (give or take a…

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