Enshrouded’s Creative Director Plans to Milk Franchise for Years
It’s time to get excited, gamers, because Enshrouded, the latest open-world survival game from Keen Games, is finally leaving Early…
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Voter Fraud Concerns Rise Because That’s Exactly What We Needed
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest polls on voter fraud, and I’ve got to say, it’s…
Planet Zoo 2: Where Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Meets Endless Billing Cycles
I recently had the chance to get my grubby little hands on Planet Zoo 2, the latest game from Frontier…
Final Fantasy VII Revelation overloaded withlive service monotony already
Get ready for another epic dose of Square Enix’s nostalgia-fueled profit machine, as Final Fantasy VII Revelation is just around…
Tommy Lee emerges from retirement to sign autographs for your dad at Son Of Monsterpalooza
Oh no, the world is finally coming to an end: Tommy Lee is making a rare appearance at a horror…
Wolf Hoffmann Gushes Over AI Music Because Human Creativity Is So Last Season
In a shocking turn of events, ACCEPT’s guitarist Wolf Hoffmann has spoken out about the growing threat of artificial intelligence…
Gamers can now milk EVE Online with bizarre cow controller stunt
Get ready for the most udderly ridiculous gaming event of the year: a real cow is taking the reins in…
JD Vance tries to convince Jews he’s not that bad
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President JD Vance’s recent remarks to the Republican Jewish Coalition, and…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Plastic Junk
Because what the world really needed was a mashup of a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea…
Times Square just got a little less stabby apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman, Pamela Cisneros, walked into the heart of Times Square,…