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AC/DC somehow still relevant enough to get pop-ups on 2026 tour
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AC/DC somehow still relevant enough to get pop-ups on 2026 tour

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh no, AC/DC fans are about to get their Aussie-shaped senses overwhelmed 🤯: the AC/DC PWR/UP Pop Up is coming…

Oh Great Another Re-release of the Same Old Wolf Girl Movies to Suck More Money Out of Your Wallet The Ginger Snaps Trilogy – Because You Clearly Need to Buy it Again in Standard Edition Blu-ray
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Oh Great Another Re-release of the Same Old Wolf Girl Movies to Suck More Money Out of Your Wallet The Ginger Snaps Trilogy – Because You Clearly Need to Buy it Again in Standard Edition Blu-ray

FinnMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

The Ginger Snaps Trilogy is coming, and I’m not exactly howling with excitement 🙄. I mean, who needs a cult…

Black Myth: Wukong Fans Rejoice Because You Get To Pay Ridiculous Amounts Of Money To Maybe Possibly Hear A Few Notes Of Their Music Live In North America Maybe If Youre Lucky And The Venues Dont Sell Out To Scalpers First
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Black Myth: Wukong Fans Rejoice Because You Get To Pay Ridiculous Amounts Of Money To Maybe Possibly Hear A Few Notes Of Their Music Live In North America Maybe If Youre Lucky And The Venues Dont Sell Out To Scalpers First

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 23, 2026May 23, 2026

Get ready for the most epic concert of the century, folks! 🎉🎶 The Black Myth: Wukong concert series is coming…

TRAVIS BARKER Documentary ‘Louder Than My Marriage’ To Get Dumped On Unsuspecting Audiences At 2026 Tribeca Festival
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TRAVIS BARKER Documentary ‘Louder Than My Marriage’ To Get Dumped On Unsuspecting Audiences At 2026 Tribeca Festival

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring documentary of the century (or at least that’s what the press…

EVE Online’s Developer Suddenly Realizes They’re Bored with Their Old Name and Are Now Fenris Creations Because Who Needs Consistency Anyway
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EVE Online’s Developer Suddenly Realizes They’re Bored with Their Old Name and Are Now Fenris Creations Because Who Needs Consistency Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

The most epic news in the history of online gaming has just dropped, and we’re not even kidding 🤯! CCP…

Pokémon GO’s Super Amazing Totally Not Overhyped Free Global Finale Is Finally Here And It’s Bringing The Most Obvious And Not At All Rushed Mega Evolutions For The Legendary Pokémon You’ve Already Caught A Million Times
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Pokémon GO’s Super Amazing Totally Not Overhyped Free Global Finale Is Finally Here And It’s Bringing The Most Obvious And Not At All Rushed Mega Evolutions For The Legendary Pokémon You’ve Already Caught A Million Times

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Pokémon GO is turning 10, and to celebrate, it’s pulling out all the stops – and by stops, I mean…

RAMONES To Waste Entire Year Reliving Glory Days With Overly Long And Probably Totally Unnecessary 50th Anniversary Party For Their Debut Album Because Let’s Face It They’re Not Getting Any Younger
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RAMONES To Waste Entire Year Reliving Glory Days With Overly Long And Probably Totally Unnecessary 50th Anniversary Party For Their Debut Album Because Let’s Face It They’re Not Getting Any Younger

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

The Ramones are still a thing, apparently, and people are still talking about them 50 years later 🎸🔥. Like, who…

Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy It Enough Times Already Announcement Thingy With a Launch Date That You’ll Probably Forget
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Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy It Enough Times Already Announcement Thingy With a Launch Date That You’ll Probably Forget

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some pirate-themed fun 🏴‍☠️? Because Ubisoft just announced Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced,…

Honkai Star Rail Turns The Big Three And Suddenly Thinks Its Too Old For Your Attention But Hey Free Stuff
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Honkai Star Rail Turns The Big Three And Suddenly Thinks Its Too Old For Your Attention But Hey Free Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

Get ready for the most epic update ever in Honkai: Star Rail, because Version 4.2, also known as “So Laughed…

KREATOR Made a Music Video For ‘Loyal To The Grave’ and It’s Totally Not a Desperate Cry For Relevance Inspired by a 28-Year-Old Movie
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KREATOR Made a Music Video For ‘Loyal To The Grave’ and It’s Totally Not a Desperate Cry For Relevance Inspired by a 28-Year-Old Movie

Chord F. DiscordMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

Get ready for some face-melting, ear-shredding, and soul-crushing metal music, because the German/Finnish/French thrash metal legends KREATOR have just dropped…

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