**OMG! π€© Get drunk π·, inhale flavored smoke π¨, and ruin a canvas π¨ on the WORLD-FAMOUS SUNSET STRIP!**
Tickets include ONE free drink πΉor bottomless mimosas! π₯ Local “artists” π€£ will “guide” you! Beginners & “aficionados” welcome! $50 (one drink). $70 (mimosas). 21+. nightlifeempire.com. NO refunds! π Email [email protected] 3 hours BEFORE the event for credit! π€£

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as βThe Sultan of Snark,β is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, heβs always the MVP. ππ€
