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“Old Dark House” and “Thundercrack!”: More Like “Old Snore House” and “Thunderfart!”
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“Old Dark House” and “Thundercrack!”: More Like “Old Snore House” and “Thunderfart!”

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ On October 19, ages 18 & OVER only, SUPER-HORROR-RAMA! and Gerber/Hart Library & Archives are teaming up for…

Coterie: Geriatric Rave for Yesterday’s News
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Coterie: Geriatric Rave for Yesterday’s News

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ “Charleston’s premier mature day party”? 🀣 More like Charleston’s desperate attempt to relive the ’90s! πŸ‘΄πŸ‘΅ Classic Hip-Hop…

Erica Clark’s a Loser: Here’s Why
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Erica Clark’s a Loser: Here’s Why

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

Erica Nicole Clark from Chicago, studied at Improv Olympic🀑. She’s doing stand-up now. 🎀 She was at Laugh Factory, Comedy…

Behold, a glorious drag queen serving up some dollar-store Taylor Swift at a dive bar
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Behold, a glorious drag queen serving up some dollar-store Taylor Swift at a dive bar

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Jade Jolie, a LEGEND from RuPaul’s Drag Race S5, will be Taylor Swift at Faces Nightclub on 10/19/2025!**…

Two Hilarious Goofs Invade Everett: Prepare for Laughter or Regret
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Two Hilarious Goofs Invade Everett: Prepare for Laughter or Regret

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ The best comedians EVER are coming to Everett for the 156th time (plus 3 at the Historic Everett…

“I Hate Love” Movie Premieres: Prepare for Disappointment
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“I Hate Love” Movie Premieres: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 Is this the end of the world? How will people find their next overpriced avocado…

Dan Wickes: Is He Funny or Just Wooly
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Dan Wickes: Is He Funny or Just Wooly

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Another comedian? Alex Pischera, who started in 2017, will be at The Stand, New York Comedy Club and…

Rocky Horror’s 50th: Still Doing the Time Warp (and Flustered Mustard’s Still a Thing?)
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Rocky Horror’s 50th: Still Doing the Time Warp (and Flustered Mustard’s Still a Thing?)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! 😱 “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” 50th Anniversary!** LIVE Shadowcast Flustered Mustard. 🎬 High heels, fishnets & shouting! πŸ—“οΈ…

Huron & Oscoda Get a Drag Makeover with Witchy Bingo
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Huron & Oscoda Get a Drag Makeover with Witchy Bingo

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! πŸ’… Get ready to scream, witches! πŸ§™β€β™€οΈ TO THE MOON & BACK, THE HOLLYHOCK EMPORIUM, and STREETER BROTHERS, INC.…

Sinners Unite: Costume Party & Game Night (Cuz We’re All Going to Hell Anyway)
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Sinners Unite: Costume Party & Game Night (Cuz We’re All Going to Hell Anyway)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG, mark your calendars!πŸ—“οΈ Love, Mingle & Plei presents: WE ARE ALL SINNERSSaturday, October 18th | 7PM – 1AM at…

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