Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Sport News
    • The Orange Oracle
  • Live
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
    • Legalizer
    • Spin Of The Day
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: Things to Do

Blue Surf: Prepare to be Board!
Live

Blue Surf: Prepare to be Board!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Jade invites you to the premiere of “Blue”๐ŸŒŠ! She escaped to Sumba, Indonesia๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ, found herself (again!), and made a film…

Denali’s Drag Show: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
Live

Denali’s Drag Show: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Every Sunday, Hera Wynn subjects the Beaux stage to… *this* ๐Ÿคก. This week, Denali (โ›ธ๏ธ queen of RuPaul’s Drag Race,…

NYC’s Most (Unintentionally?) Hilarious Chinese Open Mic: Prepare for Utter Chaos (No 143)
Live

NYC’s Most (Unintentionally?) Hilarious Chinese Open Mic: Prepare for Utter Chaos (No 143)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Open Mic, where dreams die! 1:30-2PM sharp! ๐Ÿคฃ $10 ($7.47+fee) to watch amateurs bomb. ๐Ÿ’ฃ One (1) drink…

Woke Film Club Serves Mimosas with your Dose of Black Guilt
Live

Woke Film Club Serves Mimosas with your Dose of Black Guilt

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Black Film Club Collective Presents: Matinee + Mimosas at Three Cities Social! ๐Ÿฅ‚ BYOB (Bring Your Own Bubbly) ๐Ÿพ and…

Coterie: Geriatric Rave
Live

Coterie: Geriatric Rave

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Oh honey, Charleston’s throwin’ a “mature” day party? ๐Ÿคฃ Classic Hip-Hop & R&B all day? Savory bites? ๐ŸธUpscale Ambience? As…

Film Screening: “Taste of the Land” – Prepare for Some Seriously Boring Agriculture Porn
Live

Film Screening: “Taste of the Land” – Prepare for Some Seriously Boring Agriculture Porn

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Oh no, not another documentary! ๐Ÿ™„ “Taste of the Land” by Adam Loften and Emmanuel Vaughan-Lee, presented by Emergence Magazine!…

Survivor: Aussies vs. the Globe – Prepare for Utter Chaos and Questionable Decisions
Live

Survivor: Aussies vs. the Globe – Prepare for Utter Chaos and Questionable Decisions

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

**OMG, another “Survivor” watch party? ๐Ÿ™„ Crystal Lake, Sunday, August 24, doors at 6pm, episode at 6:30pm. ๐Ÿ˜ด “Idoling out…

Tyler Perry Presents: Another Movie Night for People of Color (Yawn)
Live

Tyler Perry Presents: Another Movie Night for People of Color (Yawn)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ  A shy pyromaniac with imaginary friends goes to a vineyard! ๐Ÿ‡๐ŸทHe’s trapped between family drama and a love…

Film Critics: Still Employed, Still Hating Everything
Live

Film Critics: Still Employed, Still Hating Everything

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸคฃLaughing At The Movies๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚: Alamo Drafthouse Cinema, August 24th! Leather seats? Heated? A kitchen? Bar? Sounds like a recipe for…

God Finally Gets a Website, Still Looks Like Geocities
Live

God Finally Gets a Website, Still Looks Like Geocities

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

DOORS: 8:15 PM SHOW: 8:30 PM BCC Pig Pen God’s Website ๐Ÿคก presents The Magic Bell! โœจ It’s magic! ๐Ÿ””…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 211 212 213 … 251 Next

Latest posts

  • John Lydon Unveils Photographic Memoir For Sex Pistols 50th Anniversary
  • V For Vendetta Mask Becomes Powerful Global Protest Icon
  • BTS Cuts Back Stage Production For South America Tour
  • East 17 reunites for obligatory greatest hits cash grab again
  • Panicked Kylie Jenner Accidentally Washes $50 Million Fantasy Bra On Regular Cycleย 

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Todayโ€™s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
October 2026
S M T W T F S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031
« Sep    
Copyright ยฉ 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.