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Hollywood Gun Handling 101: Now You Too Can Be a Ticking Time Bomb!
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Hollywood Gun Handling 101: Now You Too Can Be a Ticking Time Bomb!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Actors “playing” with pew-pews? 🔫 So cringe! 😬 Don’t miss the “Totally Safe Hands-On Workshop” on Sunday, June…

SABOR FRESA: Prepare for the Cringiest Fiesta of Corridos, Reggaeton, and Banda Remixes You’ll Ever Regret
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SABOR FRESA: Prepare for the Cringiest Fiesta of Corridos, Reggaeton, and Banda Remixes You’ll Ever Regret

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

**🍓SABOR FRESA🍓 aka the BIGGEST (lol) party OF THE YEAR!** 🤣 Come sing corridos & perrear to reggaeton. 🙄 18+/21…

Oy Vey, A Movie About a Shabbos Gone Wrong
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Oy Vey, A Movie About a Shabbos Gone Wrong

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

Oy vey! 🙄 Kyra Sedgwick & Method Man star in “BAD SHABBOS” ✡️, Tribeca’s Audience Award winner! 🎉 A Shabbat…

Anna Przy: Gone Too Soon, Just Like My Motivation on Mondays
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Anna Przy: Gone Too Soon, Just Like My Motivation on Mondays

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

**OMG! Anna Przy, a millennial 🤣, is storming mental health social media! She’s SOOOO not serious, a breath of fresh…

Phoenix Gets Barnum’d Again
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Phoenix Gets Barnum’d Again

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

THE EVENT 🤡 Exclusive private screening at Pollack Tempe Cinemas (The coolest theater in Phoenix😎) DATE: Saturday, May 31st 2025…

IN FLAMES Hires Some Dude Named JON RICE to Bang on Stuff for Euro Trip 2025 (LOL)
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IN FLAMES Hires Some Dude Named JON RICE to Bang on Stuff for Euro Trip 2025 (LOL)

Chord F. DiscordMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

IN FLAMES, those Swedish purveyors of… something… have apparently decided their drum stool needed a new occupant, so they’ve conscripted…

Another Round of “Let’s Make Her Famous!” Starts Now
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Another Round of “Let’s Make Her Famous!” Starts Now

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2025

**OMG! Let’s Help Her Win! Season 2 is dropping!** 🙄 Watch desperate female entrepreneurs beg for cash! Self-made “business leaders”…

Jax Taylor’s Brain: A Live Autopsy in Detroit
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Jax Taylor’s Brain: A Live Autopsy in Detroit

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

Jax Taylor, unfiltered? 🤣 Join the dude from Vanderpump Rules and The Valley as he spills the tea on dating…

Anna Przy: Gone Too Soon, Just Like My Motivation on Mondays
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Anna Przy: Gone Too Soon, Just Like My Motivation on Mondays

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

**Anna Przy, a comedian who thinks she’s funny, is gracing the stage! 🙄 She’s supposedly relatable, but probably just complains…

Bay Area Indie Fest: Where Dreams Go to Die (in 2025)
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Bay Area Indie Fest: Where Dreams Go to Die (in 2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

**OMG! Bay Area Indies 2025 Film Festival at Delancey Street Screening Room! 🤪 Get ready for indie films so bad,…

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