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Fiesta Asia Street Fair: Still Happening in 2025, Apparently
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Fiesta Asia Street Fair: Still Happening in 2025, Apparently

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

**OMG! Fiesta Asia Street Fair boasts a WHOPPING 1000 performers! Artisans? Entrepreneurs? More like overachievers. 20+ cultures cramming into 8…

Oh, Great, Another Pickle Fest
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Oh, Great, Another Pickle Fest

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

More Pickles & More Fun Than Ever Before, Presented By The Pickled Guy! The 2025 Quad State Pickle Fest is…

Tame Impala DJ Set: Proof Kevin Parker’s Gone Full Dad Rock
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Tame Impala DJ Set: Proof Kevin Parker’s Gone Full Dad Rock

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

Orlove by Night Presents: LET IT HAPPEN: TAME IMPALA DANCE PARTY It’s gonna feel so good… We’re celebrating the music…

Manhattan Vintage: Finally, Clothes Older Than Your Grandma, May 16
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Manhattan Vintage: Finally, Clothes Older Than Your Grandma, May 16

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Manhattan Vintage Show, aka the “Beyoncé” of moth-eaten clothes, is back! Prepare for 90+ dealers peddling “vintage” (grandma’s…

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Zoom Séance: Where We All Pretend to Talk to Ghosts Together

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

**OMG! Prepare for a “unique and unforgettable experience” 🙄 at the “Fête des Pères”! Get ready for “messages from beyond”…

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Two Hours to Behold a Painting? More Like Two Hours to Question Your Life Choices

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

OMG! Velázquez’s *Las Meninas* (1656) is SOOOO deep 🙄. Art historians & philosophers (like Foucault) are still scratching their heads!…

So You Think You Can Lit Review: Human vs Robot (Loser Gets Deleted)
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So You Think You Can Lit Review: Human vs Robot (Loser Gets Deleted)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

Christelle Tondeur presents: Free labor for Alexandre Renaud’s “research”! 🧠 Sign up for this workshop, become a research assistant for…

Oh Great, Another FREE Liberatory Design Circle Jerk, June 3, 2025
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Oh Great, Another FREE Liberatory Design Circle Jerk, June 3, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

OMG! 🙄 “Liberatory Design Community of Practice” is BACK! Prepare for 3 HOURS of Zoom on June 3, 2025, 10:00…

So You Think You Can Queer: A Totally Definitive Guide to Existing
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So You Think You Can Queer: A Totally Definitive Guide to Existing

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

OMG! 😱 “Training” alert! Prepare for mandatory rainbows 🌈 and pronoun lessons! Learn how to not offend the easily offended…

Met Gala Doomed: Teens Invade, High Fashion Cries
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Met Gala Doomed: Teens Invade, High Fashion Cries

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2025

OMG! 🙄Teens Take The Met! on May 16, 2025, at 4 pm! Middle/High school ID = FREE ticket! Prepare for…

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