SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years
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Ritchie Blackmore to tolerate Deep Purple for one show after 30 years of better things to do
I can barely contain my excitement… or my sarcasm. 💁♀️ Ritchie Blackmore, the 81-year-old guitar legend, is joining Deep Purple…
Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval
Nick Fury’s iconic speech about bringing together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more…
Capy’s Quirky Jailbreak Game Born From Indie Brilliance In Toronto
Capy Castaway, the charming indie game that’s been making waves in the gaming community, is finally set to release on…
UFO Drummer Andy Parker Still Hasnt Run Out of Money To Tour With tribute band
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that LIGHTS OUT – A…
Hillary Clinton Compares Trump’s Decor to Saddam’s Greatest Hits
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Hillary Clinton’s latest comments on President Trump’s White House decor, and I…
Henry Rollins writes another book nobody asked for in March 2027
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I just can’t contain my excitement… Henry Rollins, the…
Takashi Miikes Bad Lieutenant Tokyo is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life with Its Existence and We Cant Wait to See How Many Awards It Wont Win
The most epic movie announcement of the century is here, and we’re not even slightly excited 🙄! Get ready for…
EA Sports milks nostalgia with FC 27’s The Grounds mode
It’s not every day that a sports game comes along and shakes things up with a new game mode that…
Elizabeth Warren Tries to Adult Trump’s Crypto Playground
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Trump drama, and I have to say, this one’s a…