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Tag: Thrash Metal

Municipal Waste in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)
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Municipal Waste in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

Thrash Metal/Crossover from Richmond, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

SLAYER to Commemorate 40 Years of ‘Reign In Blood’ at Texas SICK NEW WORLD Fest in 2026 (As If We Didn’t See That Coming)
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SLAYER to Commemorate 40 Years of ‘Reign In Blood’ at Texas SICK NEW WORLD Fest in 2026 (As If We Didn’t See That Coming)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

OMG! 😲 So, the geriatric thrashers, SLAYER, are crawling out of their retirement homes to “celebrate” the 40th anniversary of…

Nemesis in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)
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Nemesis in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 15, 2025

3 piece thrash metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

The Black Moriah in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)
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The Black Moriah in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 15, 2025

Black/Thrash Metal from Dallas, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Gammacide in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)
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Gammacide in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 15, 2025

Thrash Metal from Arlington, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Razorgrave in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)
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Razorgrave in Charlotte, NC (10/14/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 15, 2025

Thrash metal from Greenville, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Invocation Spells on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
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Invocation Spells on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

Black/Thrash Metal from Chile Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Zemial on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/02/2025)
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Zemial on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/02/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

Progressive Black/Heavy/Thrash Metal from Greece Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Gary Holt Says New EXODUS Album Is ‘Done’ So Prepare for 12 New National Anthems
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Gary Holt Says New EXODUS Album Is ‘Done’ So Prepare for 12 New National Anthems

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

So, guess what, losers? EXODUS guitarist Gary Holt, the guy who definitely doesn’t regret not being in the “Big Four,”…

Master in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)
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Master in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2025

Death/Thrash Metal from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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