Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Oh look, another announcement that’s going to make every metalhead with disposable income hyperventilate. METALLICA, those delightful four horsemen of…
Oh boy, get ready to dust off your battle jackets and dig out those air guitars, because ANTHRAX is teasing…
The Bay Area thrash titans EXODUS have finally unveiled their twelfth studio album, “Goliath,” scheduled for release on March 20,…
Black/Thrash Metal from Asheville, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
West Coast thrash metal legends METAL CHURCH will release their 13th studio album, “Dead To Rights”, on April 10 via…
ANTHRAX, the thrash metal veterans who probably have more riffs in their back pocket than some bands have Instagram followers,…
Oh look, it’s KREATOR, the German thrash metal institution that refuses to die since the ’80s! Mille Petrozza just dropped…
Attention, all you underground metal geeks and tape-trading nerds — gather ’round for the literary event of the century (or…
Thomas “Angelripper” Such, the grizzled veteran of German thrash metal, has finally admitted what we all knew deep down: being…
Well, look who’s finally decided to crawl out of their sci-fi bunker and grace us with their presence — it’s…
