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Netflix Is Raising Prices Again Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money Anyway
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Netflix Is Raising Prices Again Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money Anyway

FinnMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! Netflix is raising its prices again, because who doesn’t love paying more for the same service?…

Oh No, They Added More Places for Hello Kitty to Make You Spend Money in This Island Hellscape DLC
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Oh No, They Added More Places for Hello Kitty to Make You Spend Money in This Island Hellscape DLC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Oh look, Hello Kitty Island Adventure is getting another DLC! Because apparently, one adorable island paradise wasn’t enough for our…

Israel says brother of Michigan synagogue assailant was Hezbollah commander killed in strike
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Israel says brother of Michigan synagogue assailant was Hezbollah commander killed in strike

Big ElephantMarch 15, 2026March 15, 2026

The MSM Wants You to Ignore the Real Story Behind the Michigan Synagogue Attack So here we go again –…

CNN’s Don Lemon Found in Custody, Probably Just Wanted a Better Guest List
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CNN’s Don Lemon Found in Custody, Probably Just Wanted a Better Guest List

Big ElephantJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

Breaking: Don Lemon Gets Arrested While Trying to Be the Next MLK (Spoiler: He Failed) Well, well, well… look who…

Giant Step Turns 35.5 and Jams Like It’s 1989 (Minus the Hair Metal)
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Giant Step Turns 35.5 and Jams Like It’s 1989 (Minus the Hair Metal)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 10, 2026

Breaking: Gilles Peterson, Ron Trent, and Kassa Overall will spin your world into a kaleidoscope of jazz and beats at…

B&N’s Midday Mystery: When Book Nerds Unite and Plot Twists Collide
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B&N’s Midday Mystery: When Book Nerds Unite and Plot Twists Collide

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 9, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION, MYSTERY FANATICS & BOOK CLUB DRAMA QUEENS! 🚨 Barnes & Noble is hosting a virtual tea party of…

Suzy Sheer and her Silicon Valley cronies finally found a way to patch capitalism with more silicone
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Suzy Sheer and her Silicon Valley cronies finally found a way to patch capitalism with more silicone

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 2, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION, CITIZENS OF EARTH 🚨: Elsewhere demands your soul… I mean, VALID GOVERNMENT-ISSUED ID (no expired ones, we see…

How Rob Reiner Accidentally Invented Movies and Then Refused to Stop
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How Rob Reiner Accidentally Invented Movies and Then Refused to Stop

Big ElephantDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

The Hollywood propaganda machine just lost one of its biggest liars! Rob Reiner, the director who made some of the…

Bondi Accuses Judges of Running a Mean Girls Clique Against Lindsey Halligan
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Bondi Accuses Judges of Running a Mean Girls Clique Against Lindsey Halligan

Big ElephantDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

In today’s episode of “The Bench Strikes Back,” a gaggle of Alexandria federal judges decided they’re not just referees —…

From Gold Medal to Jail Cell: This Snowboarder’s Wild Ride to the FBI’s Most Wanted List
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From Gold Medal to Jail Cell: This Snowboarder’s Wild Ride to the FBI’s Most Wanted List

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Another snowflake melts into a puddle of liberal tears! Former Olympian Ryan Wedding, who probably voted for Biden, is now…

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