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Bondi Accuses Judges of Running a Mean Girls Clique Against Lindsey Halligan
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Bondi Accuses Judges of Running a Mean Girls Clique Against Lindsey Halligan

Big ElephantDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

In today’s episode of “The Bench Strikes Back,” a gaggle of Alexandria federal judges decided they’re not just referees —…

From Gold Medal to Jail Cell: This Snowboarder’s Wild Ride to the FBI’s Most Wanted List
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From Gold Medal to Jail Cell: This Snowboarder’s Wild Ride to the FBI’s Most Wanted List

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Another snowflake melts into a puddle of liberal tears! Former Olympian Ryan Wedding, who probably voted for Biden, is now…

James Cameron Still Clinging to ‘Alita’ Like Rose to That Door
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James Cameron Still Clinging to ‘Alita’ Like Rose to That Door

FinnNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

OMG! 😱 James Cameron, the guy who brought us underwater CGI blue people and sinking ships, has apparently sworn a…

TMNT Does a ‘Home Alone’ Bit? Cowabunga, I Guess
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TMNT Does a ‘Home Alone’ Bit? Cowabunga, I Guess

FinnOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful pepperoni! 🍕 The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, those pizza-guzzling, sewer-dwelling reptiles, are apparently slumming it in New…

Keanu “Whoa” Reeves Plays God in Aziz Ansari’s Comedy That Might Actually Be Good
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Keanu “Whoa” Reeves Plays God in Aziz Ansari’s Comedy That Might Actually Be Good

FinnSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Good Fortune, the cinematic masterpiece (or trainwreck, depending on your tolerance for questionable decisions), is…

New ‘Dying Light: The Beast’ Patch Removes Pigs, Adds Prayer Rugs and Respect
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New ‘Dying Light: The Beast’ Patch Removes Pigs, Adds Prayer Rugs and Respect

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

In a world where the gaming industry has long become a battlefield for the feelings of anyone and everyone who…

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