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POV: You’re at a funeral but Archspire is playing tonight 🀘
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POV: You’re at a funeral but Archspire is playing tonight 🀘

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2026

Average Archspire fan at a family funeral Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

DETHKLOK’s Concert In Milwaukee Cut Short Because Who Needs That Much Eyeliner Anyway And Also The Fire Alarms Went Off From All The Pretentiousness
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DETHKLOK’s Concert In Milwaukee Cut Short Because Who Needs That Much Eyeliner Anyway And Also The Fire Alarms Went Off From All The Pretentiousness

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

Oh boy, what a night it was! 🀣 The infamous DETHKLOK concert on Saturday, May 16 at Landmark Credit Union…

Tori Amos Live and Still Managing to Make You Feel Inadequate About Your Piano Skills at Birmingham’s Symphony Hall Which You Probably Couldn’t Sell Out Even If You Tried
Tori Amos at Symphony Hall, Birmingham, 10 April 2026 🎀🎹πŸ”₯
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Tori Amos Live and Still Managing to Make You Feel Inadequate About Your Piano Skills at Birmingham’s Symphony Hall Which You Probably Couldn’t Sell Out Even If You Tried

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

She’s back, and she’s still got it! πŸ™Œ Tori Amos, the queen of quirky, piano-playing, songwriting magic, has returned to…

πŸ“» Radio Dead End: Vol. 3 β€” Drowned Productions: The 7″EP’s Collection (1991-1993) 🀘 OS Death Metal
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πŸ“» Radio Dead End: Vol. 3 β€” Drowned Productions: The 7″EP’s Collection (1991-1993) 🀘 OS Death Metal

Chuck B. BallsyApril 25, 2026

Welcome back to the underground. ⚰️ — After the algorithms tried to bury our second broadcast, we relocated the studio…

Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 β€” Swedish Death Metal: The Sound of Eternal Rot πŸ“»πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ🀘
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Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 β€” Swedish Death Metal: The Sound of Eternal Rot πŸ“»πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ🀘

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell scream.» πŸ’€πŸ˜± Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 is officially live!…

Why You Need to Drop Everything and Watch ER Immediately or Your Life Will be a Meaningless Void After Finishing The Pitt
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Why You Need to Drop Everything and Watch ER Immediately or Your Life Will be a Meaningless Void After Finishing The Pitt

FinnApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

The wait is over, folks, and by over, I mean it’s just beginning because The Pitt has wrapped up its…

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell sing.» ⚰️🎀 Welcome to the debut broadcast of Radio Dead…

πŸ“» Radio Dead End: vol. 1: Listening to Β«VA β€” The Holy Bible 1992β€”2002Β» πŸ’€ | (320 kbps)
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πŸ“» Radio Dead End: vol. 1: Listening to Β«VA β€” The Holy Bible 1992β€”2002Β» πŸ’€ | (320 kbps)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 9, 2026

«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell sing.» ⚰️🎀 Welcome to the debut broadcast of Radio Dead…

BREAKING: Trump Plot Thickens! Ric Grenell Gets Booted from Kennedy Center Throne! πŸ‘‘πŸŽ­ Who’s Next? Stay Tuned!
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BREAKING: Trump Plot Thickens! Ric Grenell Gets Booted from Kennedy Center Throne! πŸ‘‘πŸŽ­ Who’s Next? Stay Tuned!

Big ElephantMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Trump Cleans House at the Kennedy Center – Grenell Out, America Wins! In a stunning turn of events that’s got…

El NiΓ±o, Death Traps, and Dr. AI: The Wild Ride of Today’s News You Can’t Unsee
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El NiΓ±o, Death Traps, and Dr. AI: The Wild Ride of Today’s News You Can’t Unsee

Big ElephantFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Welcome to 5 Things PM! Here’s your nightly dose of real news, served with a side of conservative truth and…

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