Disney and OpenAI Just Made A Deal To Make Sora Into The Next Mickey Mouse
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry (and probably a few existential crises through the animatronic…
Tag: Toy
NEW LOCATION: Because Apparently We Couldn’t Find a Parking Spot Close Enough to the Old One
🚨NEW LOCATION🚨 Join us for a HUGE, completely FREE Christmas Toy Fest for families! 🎁 We’re blessing our community with…
“IF You Foundation’s Christmas Miracle: Because Nothing Says ‘Holiday Cheer’ Like a Dubious Charity Flex”
🎄 Santa’s Sweatshop: Orlando’s QR-Coded Toy Extravaganza! 🎅 The IF You Foundation & City of Orlando | District 6 –…
Tommy Lee Gushes Over John 5: Guitar God or Just Really, Really Flammable
OMG! 🙄 Tommy Lee, bless his heart, is STILL talking about John 5 joining Mötley Crüe? Like, we GET it,…
Ex-Fear Factory Drummer Thinks Dave Mustaine’s a Hater Because He Didn’t Fanboy Over His Megadeth Remix
In a recent tell-all with Story Mode, the legend himself, former FEAR FACTORY drum-banger Raymond Herrera (also known for composing…
Dragon Quest VII: Prepare to Yawn (Again)
Ah, Dragon Quest VII, the game that promised adventure and delivered… eventual boredom 😴. Back in 2001, I thought I…
Sony Dumps Millions Into Making a ‘Labubu’ Movie, Proving Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
Oh, great. 🙄 Just when you thought Hollywood couldn’t sink any lower, they’re making a movie about Labubu. Yes, those…
Woody and Buzz Return in Toy Story 5: Prepare for More Existential Dread and Plastic Mayhem
Woody and Buzz, those dusty relics of childhood, are back for Toy Story 5, because apparently, Pixar ran out of…
Animal Crossing Just Added MORE Guys, But You Gotta Buy The Right Toy To Get ‘Em
OMG! 😱 Did you hear that Animal Crossing: New Horizons, that game you totally forgot you bought, just got a…
DC Sandwich Sniper Walks Away a Free Man, Leaving a Trail of Crumbs and Disappointment
Another day, another victory for the radical Left! A D.C. jury, likely filled with card-carrying socialists from Georgetown, has acquitted…