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VisionQuest Reboot Because Original Wasnt Mindlessly Profitable Enough Apparently
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VisionQuest Reboot Because Original Wasnt Mindlessly Profitable Enough Apparently

FinnOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

VisionQuest has got everyone guessing, because of course it does. Marvel’s at it again, expertly dangling a mystery in front…

Another Month Another Flood of Unoriginal Content on Streaming in November 2026
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Another Month Another Flood of Unoriginal Content on Streaming in November 2026

FinnOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

HBO Max is bringing back The Gilded Age in November, because what the world really needed was more of the…

LEGO Offers Free Spooky Set with Last Minute Halloween Decor Buys
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LEGO Offers Free Spooky Set with Last Minute Halloween Decor Buys

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026

Halloween is just around the corner, and LEGO has a wide range of spooky sets to get you in the…

Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do Than Easter Egg Hunt VisionQuest
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Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do Than Easter Egg Hunt VisionQuest

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Episode 3 of VisionQuest has arrived, and with it, a plethora of Easter eggs and references that will surely delight…

Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do
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Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

In a move that will surely delight everyone who has ever complained about not having enough content to binge, Netflix…

Because What The Batman Part II Needed was More Cooks in the Kitchen
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Because What The Batman Part II Needed was More Cooks in the Kitchen

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

In a move that’s either a brilliant solution or a desperate attempt to salvage a potentially troubled production, Warner Bros.…

LEGO Unveils Miniature Marvel New York City Skyline
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LEGO Unveils Miniature Marvel New York City Skyline

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026

LEGO has unveiled its new The Marvel Skyline set (#67006), a microscale architecture set depicting many of the iconic Marvel…

Michael Bay Returning to Transformers Franchise Because Of Course He Is
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Michael Bay Returning to Transformers Franchise Because Of Course He Is

FinnOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another installment of the Transformers franchise, Paramount has decided to go back to…

More TV Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Or Less Apparently
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More TV Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Or Less Apparently

FinnOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

It’s another week in the never-ending deluge of streaming content, and we’re back to guide you through the latest batch…

New Batman LEGO Sets Unveiled Including Joker Art and Batmobile
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New Batman LEGO Sets Unveiled Including Joker Art and Batmobile

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026

LEGO has unveiled a trio of new Batman sets, including two new Batmobiles and an incredibly sick Joker wall art…

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