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Because You Clearly Needed Another Toy Story
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Because You Clearly Needed Another Toy Story

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Disney+ is getting a new addition to its vast library of content, because what’s a streaming platform without a little…

Because We Needed Another Lanterns Movie To Completely Forget
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Because We Needed Another Lanterns Movie To Completely Forget

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Through two episodes, the new HBO Max series Lanterns has already become a whodunit, with more twists and turns than…

Alex Jones Gets Discount on Being Wrong About Sandy Hook
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Alex Jones Gets Discount on Being Wrong About Sandy Hook

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Texas court just slashed a $50 million judgment against Alex…

Billionaire Buys Sports Teams Because He Clearly Needs More Toys
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Billionaire Buys Sports Teams Because He Clearly Needs More Toys

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shake-up in the NBA, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Get Ready for the Most Thrilling 5 Minutes of Your Life Watching the Trailer for Slow Horses Season 6 That Youve Been Waiting Your Whole Life For
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Get Ready for the Most Thrilling 5 Minutes of Your Life Watching the Trailer for Slow Horses Season 6 That Youve Been Waiting Your Whole Life For

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🎉 Apple TV just dropped the trailer for season…

Trump Builds Something, Somehow Still Has Money Left Over
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Trump Builds Something, Somehow Still Has Money Left Over

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest project, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

LEGO Unveils Batman Returns Batmobile with Michael Keaton Minifig
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LEGO Unveils Batman Returns Batmobile with Michael Keaton Minifig

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

The LEGO Group has unveiled its new adult-targeted Batman set: a 17-inch model of the iconic Batmobile from the 1992…

Disney Greenlights Zootopia 3 Because Money Never Sleeps Apparently
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Disney Greenlights Zootopia 3 Because Money Never Sleeps Apparently

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

In a move that’s about as surprising as the sun rising in the east, Disney has announced that they’re moving…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Grown Ups Sequel Apparently
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Grown Ups Sequel Apparently

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Adam Sandler is back at it again, mining his back catalogue for Netflix as the streamer announces a third instalment…

Marvel’s Desperation Reaches New Heights With Latest Cash Grab Sequels
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Marvel’s Desperation Reaches New Heights With Latest Cash Grab Sequels

FinnJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Clothes make the superhero, and Spider-Man’s iconic red and blue suit is a prime example of this. The web-slinger’s costume…

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