Indiana Jones Gets Another Desperate Cash Grab Sequel Because Why Not
The Indiana Jones franchise refuses to be put out of its misery, with Marvel announcing a new comic book series,…
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Paramount wisely delays inevitable soul crushing merger with Warner Bros Discovery
In a shocking turn of events that will likely have far-reaching consequences for the entertainment industry, Paramount has agreed to…
Because Hollywood Ran Out of New Ideas for Avengers Doomsday
The first official trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has dropped, and with it comes the return of Steve Rogers, reconnecting with…
Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Video Game Adaptations
Just how nostalgic are Olds for Atari? We’re about to find out. Deadline reports that Universal has signed a deal…
LEGO Unveils X-Files Set With Gillian Anderson As Scully
The truth is made of tiny, interlocking bricks, as LEGO has revealed its new kit based on The X-Files. What’s…
Because You Clearly Needed More Reminders of Hollywood’s Financial Desperation
I’m still trying to process the fact that 2026 is being hailed as a year of box office “triumphs.” And,…
Another soulless sequel gets its obligatory fanboy freakout moment
The wait is over, and the anticipation has been palpable. The first full trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has finally dropped,…
Universal Executes Brilliant Plan To Annoy Entire Neighborhood With Fast Ride
Because what’s a theme park attraction without a few noise complaints from the neighbors, right? Universal Studios Hollywood’s latest addition,…
Meta Sharing Toys With Anthropic Because Generosity Is Key
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Meta’s latest move to lease computing capacity to Anthropic, and I have…
Because What The World Really Needed Was Another G.I. Joe Reboot
A new G.I. Joe movie is coming, because of course it is. The franchise that has been lurking in the…