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Project Hail Mary – Trailer Drops: Earth’s Fate Hangs on a Guy Who Probably Forgot His Keys
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Project Hail Mary – Trailer Drops: Earth’s Fate Hangs on a Guy Who Probably Forgot His Keys

FinnFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

So, here we go again—another sci-fi movie where the sun is dying, and only one guy with a questionable haircut…

Margo’s Got Money Troubles – Watch Michelle Pfeiffer, Elle Fanning, and Nick Offerman in the trailer for the new series from David E. Kelly, because who doesn’t love watching rich people pretend to be broke?
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Margo’s Got Money Troubles – Watch Michelle Pfeiffer, Elle Fanning, and Nick Offerman in the trailer for the new series from David E. Kelly, because who doesn’t love watching rich people pretend to be broke?

FinnFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Move over, “Succession” – Apple TV has found a new way to make you feel better about your crippling student…

Rose Byrne’s Epic Car Heist: The Trailer Where She’s the One Getting Towed
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Rose Byrne’s Epic Car Heist: The Trailer Where She’s the One Getting Towed

FinnFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Oh look, another feel-good Hollywood drama about someone fighting “the system” while we all sip our $7 lattes! In a…

Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Hears a Who… or Maybe Just a Classic Scream Queen
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Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Hears a Who… or Maybe Just a Classic Scream Queen

FinnFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Well, look what crawled out of the 1990s like a VHS tape you forgot to rewind: Scream 7 is here,…

Lucasfilm and Disney+ Unleash Mind-Blowing, Heart-Stopping, Pants-Wetting Star Wars Maul – Shadow Lord Trailer!
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Lucasfilm and Disney+ Unleash Mind-Blowing, Heart-Stopping, Pants-Wetting Star Wars Maul – Shadow Lord Trailer!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 1, 2026February 1, 2026

Disney+ Unleashes the Hype Train for Star Wars: Maul – Shadow Lord Because Apparently We Needed More Sith Drama Oh…

Sophie Turner Slapped With a Pickaxe and Forced to Raid Tombs Because Netflix Can’t Leave Classic Video Games Alone
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Sophie Turner Slapped With a Pickaxe and Forced to Raid Tombs Because Netflix Can’t Leave Classic Video Games Alone

FinnJanuary 26, 2026January 26, 2026

Behold, mortals! Amazon has finally graced us with the first official image of Sophie Turner as Lara Croft, and folks,…

Jason Momoa’s Lobo Totally Crashes the New ‘Supergirl’ Trailer Like an Interplanetary Biker Dude
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Jason Momoa’s Lobo Totally Crashes the New ‘Supergirl’ Trailer Like an Interplanetary Biker Dude

FinnJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

🎉 Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts and hide your kegs, because Jason Momoa is officially done playing the King…

Nintendo Confirms Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct This Weekend And Oh God The Plumber Is Back In Space To Make You Cry About Luma Again
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Nintendo Confirms Super Mario Galaxy Movie Direct This Weekend And Oh God The Plumber Is Back In Space To Make You Cry About Luma Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

Brace yourselves, Star Road commuters! 🚀 Nintendo is officially panicking that you forgot about their space opera sequel and has…

He-Man Flexes His Barely-Contained Pecs in a Nostalgia Grab So Desperate Even Skeletor Feels Bad for Him
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He-Man Flexes His Barely-Contained Pecs in a Nostalgia Grab So Desperate Even Skeletor Feels Bad for Him

FinnJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Oh goodie, another cinematic universe! Because what we truly, desperately needed in the year of our Lord 2024 was a…

Astronauts But Make It Drama Queens – Watch the Trailer for This Documentary That Probably Took 10 Years to Film
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Astronauts But Make It Drama Queens – Watch the Trailer for This Documentary That Probably Took 10 Years to Film

FinnJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

Hold onto your helmets, Earthlings, because a new documentary is dropping that proves once and for all that women really…

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