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Behold the Resurrection Trailer: Bi Gan’s Cinematic Lazarus Act or Just Another Long Take?
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Behold the Resurrection Trailer: Bi Gan’s Cinematic Lazarus Act or Just Another Long Take?

FinnFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Holy dream-invading, batman! In a world where humans have apparently hit the snooze button on their imagination, we now have…

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TFcon Los Angeles 2026: Where Robots and Humans Finally Agree on One Thing—We’re All Just Waiting for 2027

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 16, 2026

**TFcon LA: Where Transformers Fans Go to Spend Money on Autographs They Could Print at Home!** Get ready for the…

Deep Water Watch: When Aaron Eckhart and Ben Kingsley Realize Sharks Are the Real MVPs
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Deep Water Watch: When Aaron Eckhart and Ben Kingsley Realize Sharks Are the Real MVPs

FinnFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Oh great, another movie where people survive a plane crash only to realize they’re now the main course in a…

California Schemin’ – McAvoy’s Directorial Debut: Watch the Trailer That’ll Make You Say “Aye, McAvoy!”
Oh look, another "based on a true story" film that’s probably 80% fiction and 20% "we saw it on TikTok once"
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California Schemin’ – McAvoy’s Directorial Debut: Watch the Trailer That’ll Make You Say “Aye, McAvoy!”

FinnFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

STUDIOCANAL, the company that clearly has too much money and not enough original ideas, has graced us with a brand-new…

Hellraiser: Revival Trailer Makes Valentine’s Day a Bloody Mess of Devotion and Torment
Hellraiser: Revival Trailer Brings Devotion And Torment To Valentine's Day Celebrations
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Hellraiser: Revival Trailer Makes Valentine’s Day a Bloody Mess of Devotion and Torment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Well, folks, if you were looking for a love story to warm your heart this Valentine’s Day, you’re in luck!…

Honkai Star Rail Invasion: Epic Crossover Chaos Hits Fortnite, Version 4.0 Drops Sooner Than You Can Say “Genshin Who?”
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Honkai Star Rail Invasion: Epic Crossover Chaos Hits Fortnite, Version 4.0 Drops Sooner Than You Can Say “Genshin Who?”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

Two titanic forces of live-service gaming are finally crashing into each other like two oblivious shoppers at a buffet, as…

Project Hail Mary – Trailer Drops: Earth’s Fate Hangs on a Guy Who Probably Forgot His Keys
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Project Hail Mary – Trailer Drops: Earth’s Fate Hangs on a Guy Who Probably Forgot His Keys

FinnFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

So, here we go again—another sci-fi movie where the sun is dying, and only one guy with a questionable haircut…

Margo’s Got Money Troubles – Watch Michelle Pfeiffer, Elle Fanning, and Nick Offerman in the trailer for the new series from David E. Kelly, because who doesn’t love watching rich people pretend to be broke?
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Margo’s Got Money Troubles – Watch Michelle Pfeiffer, Elle Fanning, and Nick Offerman in the trailer for the new series from David E. Kelly, because who doesn’t love watching rich people pretend to be broke?

FinnFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Move over, “Succession” – Apple TV has found a new way to make you feel better about your crippling student…

Rose Byrne’s Epic Car Heist: The Trailer Where She’s the One Getting Towed
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Rose Byrne’s Epic Car Heist: The Trailer Where She’s the One Getting Towed

FinnFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Oh look, another feel-good Hollywood drama about someone fighting “the system” while we all sip our $7 lattes! In a…

Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Hears a Who… or Maybe Just a Classic Scream Queen
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Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Hears a Who… or Maybe Just a Classic Scream Queen

FinnFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Well, look what crawled out of the 1990s like a VHS tape you forgot to rewind: Scream 7 is here,…

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