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Texas Flood Brings Out The Best In Humanity Somehow
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Texas Flood Brings Out The Best In Humanity Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A story about the devastating floods in Texas and the…

Tom Cruise Unrecognizable Again Because That’s All He’s Got Left
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Tom Cruise Unrecognizable Again Because That’s All He’s Got Left

FinnJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Because the world was just missing a film where Tom Cruise plays a billionaire businessman who causes an environmental calamity…

Father Son Bonding Activity Takes Dark Turn In California Forest
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Father Son Bonding Activity Takes Dark Turn In California Forest

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story out of northern California, where two US Forest Service…

Emberville boasts all star voice cast to distract from lackluster gameplay
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Emberville boasts all star voice cast to distract from lackluster gameplay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Get ready to roll your eyes in awe at the star-studded cast of Emberville, the upcoming Action RPG from Cygnus…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

The Rocky saga appears to have finally come to an end, or so we thought. With Sylvester Stallone now 80…

I Pretend to be a Boxer for 2 Hours and Call it a Biopic Somehow Stallone Approved This Mess
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I Pretend to be a Boxer for 2 Hours and Call it a Biopic Somehow Stallone Approved This Mess

FinnJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

The most epic story of all time is coming to a theater near you, and by epic, I mean it’s…

Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Missing That
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Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Missing That

FinnJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

The most epic movie of the century is coming, and I’m not even exaggerating 🤯! I mean, who needs Avengers…

Oh Joy Another Movie About a Couple of Old Dudes Running Around and Blowing Things Up Featuring Ryan Reynolds and Some Guy Your Grandma Loves Kenneth Branagh in the Most Unnecessary Buddy Action-Comedy of the Year Mayday
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Oh Joy Another Movie About a Couple of Old Dudes Running Around and Blowing Things Up Featuring Ryan Reynolds and Some Guy Your Grandma Loves Kenneth Branagh in the Most Unnecessary Buddy Action-Comedy of the Year Mayday

FinnJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🍿 “Mayday” is coming, and it’s going to be a wild…

Pedro Pascal Shows Off Cello Skills In Behemoth Trailer
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Pedro Pascal Shows Off Cello Skills In Behemoth Trailer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

The first official trailer for BEHEMOTH! has been revealed by Searchlight Pictures, starring Pedro Pascal and directed by Tony Gilroy.…

Tom Cruise’s Digger gets October 2 release date because Hollywood needs more egos
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Tom Cruise’s Digger gets October 2 release date because Hollywood needs more egos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Get ready for the most explosive, potentially disastrous film of the year – Digger, starring the one and only Tom…

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