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Ghost of Tsushima 2: Electric Boogaloo Coming Next Week, Get Hyped
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Ghost of Tsushima 2: Electric Boogaloo Coming Next Week, Get Hyped

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

Oh, NO WAY! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Sucker Punch, those AMAZING devs who brought you the groundbreaking, totally original IP Ghost of Yลtei…

Voivod’s New Game: Prepare for Nuclear Boredom
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Voivod’s New Game: Prepare for Nuclear Boredom

Chord F. DiscordNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

So, like, VOIVOD, those Canadian metal dudes who peaked sometime last century, are still trying to be relevant. Get this:…

Project Hail Mary: New Trailer Drops, Guaranteed to Confuse Even Book Readers
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Project Hail Mary: New Trailer Drops, Guaranteed to Confuse Even Book Readers

FinnNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Oh, look, another movie adaptation of a book. ๐Ÿ™„ This time it’s *Project Hail Mary*, because apparently, Hollywood has run…

OMG! Silent Hill: Townfall Release Date Just Fell Out of the Sky and It’s, Like, Tomorrow
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OMG! Silent Hill: Townfall Release Date Just Fell Out of the Sky and It’s, Like, Tomorrow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

So, apparently, the dumpster fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ that is Silent Hill: Townfall might actually see the light of day! Get ready…

James Cameron Still Clinging to ‘Alita’ Like Rose to That Door
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James Cameron Still Clinging to ‘Alita’ Like Rose to That Door

FinnNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ James Cameron, the guy who brought us underwater CGI blue people and sinking ships, has apparently sworn a…

Justin Long Discovers a Secret So Horrific, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (and Maybe His)
The film does look good, but the trailer could be considered a little spoilery
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Justin Long Discovers a Secret So Horrific, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (and Maybe His)

FinnNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Oh, look, another gritty cop drama where the hero has to team up with the very people he’s sworn to…

‘Moana’ Remake Teaser: Because the Original Wasn’t Good Enough, Apparently
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‘Moana’ Remake Teaser: Because the Original Wasn’t Good Enough, Apparently

FinnNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Can you believe it’s only been, like, NINE years since Moana brainwashed our kids? ๐Ÿคฏ Apparently, that’s enough…

Wolverine Game Finally Shows Its Claws, But Will They Retract From Disappointment
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Wolverine Game Finally Shows Its Claws, But Will They Retract From Disappointment

FinnNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Oh, great, another superhero game! ๐Ÿ™„ As if we don’t have enough of those already. Insomniac Games, those guys who…

Margot Robbie & Jacob Elordi Ruining Wuthering Heights: The Trailer
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Margot Robbie & Jacob Elordi Ruining Wuthering Heights: The Trailer

FinnNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

From the depths of Hollywood’s recycling bin ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ, Warner Bros. Pictures, and self-proclaimed auteur Emerald Fennell (yes, *that* Emerald Fennell…

Wake Up, Buttercup: Another Knives Out Trailer to Judge Harshly
Benoit Blanc returns, probably to solve another murder because that's literally all he does. ๐Ÿ˜ด
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Wake Up, Buttercup: Another Knives Out Trailer to Judge Harshly

FinnNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Daniel Craig is BACK (again) as Benoit Blanc in Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery, because apparently, Rian…

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