Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Oh, sweet! Another disaster movie starring Gerard Butler? 🙄 You know, because the world *totally* needed a sequel to “Greenland.”…
**OMG 😱! Another V/H/S movie? Seriously? 🙄 Is this franchise ever going to die?💀 I mean, who even watches these…
Avatar: Fire and Ash Trailer Drops, Proving James Cameron is Still Obsessed with Blue People. I mean, seriously, who asked…
Oh, sweet Pyramid Head, bless your rusty, triangular soul. 😌 Apparently, some brave (or foolish) souls are RETURNING to the…
Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! 🤡 Another year, another *totally* unexpected announcement from Ryu Ga Gotoku…
Ah yes, 3D Realms, the kings👑 of milking nostalgia, are back at it again! They’ve bravely decided to slap a…
Oh, honey, hold onto your hats 👒 because Pocketpair, those masterminds of “totally original” ideas 💡, haven’t slowed down one…
OMG! 😱 Marvel just dropped the lamest plot synopsis EVER for Avengers: Doomsday. Are you ready for this earth-shattering revelation?…
OMG! 😱 Did anyone actually ask for this? 🙄 Like, seriously, another Mandalorian and Grogu movie? 🤢 Is Disney just…
🤣OMG, you guys! Goddess of Victory: Nikke, the game where you stare at anime butts while shooting stuff, is doing…
