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Kirby Air Riders 2: Electric Boogaloo With An Extra Button (Finally!) And Some Guys You Won’t Care About, Dropping This November Like A Bad Habit!
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Kirby Air Riders 2: Electric Boogaloo With An Extra Button (Finally!) And Some Guys You Won’t Care About, Dropping This November Like A Bad Habit!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Okay, gamers, brace yourselves because Nintendo just dropped a Kirby Air Riders Direct right before gamescom 2025, and it’s… something.…

Resident Evil Requiem: GOTY? More Like GOOFY
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Resident Evil Requiem: GOTY? More Like GOOFY

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round! The Gamescom Award 2025 nominees are HERE, and let me tell you, the suspense is palpable…mostly…

Guillermo del LOLro’s Franken-what-now Gets Paper Cuts
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Guillermo del LOLro’s Franken-what-now Gets Paper Cuts

FinnAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! πŸ™„ Another Frankenstein movie? Because we *totally* haven’t seen enough of those, right? Right?…

Osgood Perkins’ “Keeper” Trailer: Prepare for Utter Bewilderment
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Osgood Perkins’ “Keeper” Trailer: Prepare for Utter Bewilderment

FinnAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

OMG! Keeper, another horror film? πŸ™„ Directed by the one and only Osgood Perkins (yeah, the guy who did Longlegs…

Only Murders in the Building Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for More Ridiculousness
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Only Murders in the Building Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for More Ridiculousness

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, look, it’s “Only Murders in the Building” Season 5. Yes, STILL going. Who knew this show would last longer…

Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Too Good for Switch 2, Apparently
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Too Good for Switch 2, Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

🀣 OMG! You guys are NOT gonna BELIEVE this! Call of Duty: Black Ops 7, yes, SEVEN, is coming out,…

Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow: Dev Patel and Rosy McEwen’s Eardrums Get a Folk Horror Workout
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Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow: Dev Patel and Rosy McEwen’s Eardrums Get a Folk Horror Workout

FinnAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Magnet Releasing, AKA Magnolia Pictures’ attempt to be edgy, has graced us with a trailer and poster for RABBIT TRAP,…

“The Man In My Basement” Trailer: Prepare for Willem Dafoe’s Oscar-Worthy Performance (as a Basement Dweller)
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“The Man In My Basement” Trailer: Prepare for Willem Dafoe’s Oscar-Worthy Performance (as a Basement Dweller)

FinnAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, honey, let’s talk about “The Man in My Basement,” because nothing screams “riveting cinema” like a dusty basement and…

Helldivers 2 Prepares to Steal Halo 3: ODST’s Underwear, CEO Warns of Impending Pant-Soiling Crisis
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Helldivers 2 Prepares to Steal Halo 3: ODST’s Underwear, CEO Warns of Impending Pant-Soiling Crisis

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

OMG! Helldivers 2, the game PC and PS5 players have been gatekeeping for months, is finally slumming it on Xbox!…

Konami FINALLY Acknowledges MGS3 Remake’s Multiplayer Will Arrive… Eventually
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Konami FINALLY Acknowledges MGS3 Remake’s Multiplayer Will Arrive… Eventually

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

🀣Oh, sweet, innocent gamers, brace yourselves! Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater, or as I like to call it, “Konami’s…

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