Routine: Vaporware from the Stone Age Almost Ready (No Seriously, This Time We Mean It)
Oh, sweet zombie Jesus, can you believe it? Routine, the game that was supposed to drop back when the Mayan…
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SpongeBob’s Back, Still Square, Still Pants-Obsessed, Who Cares
SpongeBob, that porous yellow menace, is, like, totally a sponge, duh đ. Which means he’s basically immortal. Try killing a…
‘Wednesday’ Season 2 Trailer: More Teen Angst and Supernatural Shenanigans, Yay
Oh, look, it’s Wednesday Addams, back again to grace us with her oh-so-original brand of teenage angst and Kubrick stare…
OMG! YĆtei’s Ghostly Shenanigans: A State of Play So Bad It’s Actually Happening on July 10 (Prepare to Cringe)
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! đ„ł Sucker Punch Productions, the geniuses behind that *totally* original samurai game, are gracing…
Dead by Daylight Summons Geriatric Zombie Killers: Rick, Michonne, and Daryl Shuffle Uneasily into The Fog
Oh, great, more content for Dead by Daylight. As if we needed more reasons to get camped in the basement.…
Scorpions Biopic ‘Wind Of Change’: Prepare to be blown away (by boredom)
OMG! đ± A trailer just dropped for Wind Of Change, the Scorpions biopic, filmed at Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden in…
Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed
Oh. My. God. đ Crunchyroll, bless their cotton socks, actually thinks we care about their “annual Industry Panel” at Anime…
Silent Hill f Intro: Finally, Something to Yawn At (2025 Anime Expo Exclusive)
Okay, so like, Konami had a panel at Anime Expo 2025 for Silent Hill f, and it was totally mind-blowing……
Joe Perry Gushes About Hollywood Vampires Doc: Prepare to Be Amazed (Or Not)
So, Joe Perry, bless his heart đ, was yapping to Eddie Trunk (who even listens to that guy anymore? đŽ)…
Out of Words: A Silent Comedy About How We’re All Just Mimes Trapped in a Chatroom
Walking into Summer Game Fest 2025, I expected the usual: overpriced snacks đż, cringe-worthy presentations, and trailers that promise the…