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Alan Ritchson tries not to trip on his own ego in the new poster for Motor City
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Alan Ritchson tries not to trip on his own ego in the new poster for Motor City

FinnJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, action-packed, and totally-not-at-all-cliché film of the year? 🎥🔥 Because I’ve…

SGF 2026: Final Fantasy VII Revelation Finally Wraps Up The Remake Trilogy After A Decade Of Teasing And Milking The Franchise For Every Penny Next Spring
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SGF 2026: Final Fantasy VII Revelation Finally Wraps Up The Remake Trilogy After A Decade Of Teasing And Milking The Franchise For Every Penny Next Spring

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Get ready for the most epic gaming experience of your life, folks, as Final Fantasy VII Revelation is set to…

Marvel’s Wolverine – Get Ready for Another Overhyped Game with Too Many Quick Time Events and a Storyline That’s Just an Excuse for More Mindless Hack and Slash Action
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Marvel’s Wolverine – Get Ready for Another Overhyped Game with Too Many Quick Time Events and a Storyline That’s Just an Excuse for More Mindless Hack and Slash Action

FinnJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

The wait is over, and the most epic game of the century is finally here! Or should I say, the…

Fortnite’s Next Season is Definitely Not Going to be a Total Disaster and Will Probably Change Your Life Forever When It’s Announced by the Infamous Gaming Guru Ben Starr at SGF 2026
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Fortnite’s Next Season is Definitely Not Going to be a Total Disaster and Will Probably Change Your Life Forever When It’s Announced by the Infamous Gaming Guru Ben Starr at SGF 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Get ready for the most epic announcement in the history of announcements: Ben Starr, the voice of The Visitor in…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Alien Invasion Film Ever Because Steven Spielberg is Finally Going to Reveal the Truth About Earrings and Fashion Disasters from the 80s in Disclosure Day
Breaking News: Aliens Are Coming (Apparently) and We're All Going to Die (Maybe) 🚀👽
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Alien Invasion Film Ever Because Steven Spielberg is Finally Going to Reveal the Truth About Earrings and Fashion Disasters from the 80s in Disclosure Day

FinnMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

If you found out we weren’t alone, if someone showed you, proved it to you, would that frighten you? 🤔…

Three Entirely Not Overhyped or Played Out Simpsons Episodes Are Being Held for Ransom Exclusively on Disney+
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Three Entirely Not Overhyped or Played Out Simpsons Episodes Are Being Held for Ransom Exclusively on Disney+

FinnMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Breaking News: The Simpsons is Leaving Fox, But Let’s be Real, You’re Probably Too Lazy to Notice 🙄. The newest…

X-Men 97 Season 2 Trailer Finally Arrives to Save Us from the Crushing Despair of Having to Watch Anything Else
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X-Men 97 Season 2 Trailer Finally Arrives to Save Us from the Crushing Despair of Having to Watch Anything Else

FinnMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Get ready for the most epic season of X-Men ’97 yet, folks! 🚨💥 This summer, the Marvel Animation team is…

No Man’s Sky: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Anxiety Already, Here Comes A Swarm To Ruin Your Space Vacation
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No Man’s Sky: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Anxiety Already, Here Comes A Swarm To Ruin Your Space Vacation

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

No Man’s Sky is back with another update, because you know what they say: “you can never have too many…

Oh Joy X-Men 97 is Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Mutant Drama in Your Life
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Oh Joy X-Men 97 is Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Mutant Drama in Your Life

FinnMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love the ’90s? 🤣 It’s…

Because the World Was Just Missing a Bunch of Superhero Brats Running Around in The Boys Prequel Series Vought Rising
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Because the World Was Just Missing a Bunch of Superhero Brats Running Around in The Boys Prequel Series Vought Rising

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

The Boys fans are about to get their minds blown by the latest news, and by blown, I mean mildly…

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