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Wes Scantlin Honors Rock Gods (R.I.P.) with a ‘Firefly’ Song (Please Hold Your Applause)
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Wes Scantlin Honors Rock Gods (R.I.P.) with a ‘Firefly’ Song (Please Hold Your Applause)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Ah, yes, the musical geniuses 🧠 behind PUDDLE OF MUDD, those purveyors of sonic brilliance, have graced us with a…

Genshin Impact Nefer Materials Guide: Or How to Waste Your Life Grinding for a JPEG
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Genshin Impact Nefer Materials Guide: Or How to Waste Your Life Grinding for a JPEG

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! 🌸 Nefer’s dropped, and you’re all scrambling to build her. Guess what? You’re gonna fail miserably.…

Jim Comey’s Epic Faceplant into Trump’s Revenge Circus: A Tragedy in 3 Acts
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Jim Comey’s Epic Faceplant into Trump’s Revenge Circus: A Tragedy in 3 Acts

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Here we go again with the Deep State drama! Turns out, even ex-FBI Director James Comey isn’t immune to President…

TGS 2025: NetEase Dumps Another Open-World RPG Into the Void, Praying It Sticks
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TGS 2025: NetEase Dumps Another Open-World RPG Into the Void, Praying It Sticks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Okay, so I went to TGS 2025 🙄, fully expecting another generic gacha game, and NetEase’s Ananta shows up like…

GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF
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GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! The liberal media’s at it again, folks. This time they’re fawning over a Tina…

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Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

DOORS 6PM | SHOW 7PM 😂 Late Night Trash Can: TV’s biggest rejects! Writers share jokes that are TOO embarrassing…

Disney+ CA: October 2025’s Trash Pile – Prepare for Disappointment
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Disney+ CA: October 2025’s Trash Pile – Prepare for Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Ah, October 2025, that magical time of year when the leaves are falling 🍂, pumpkin spice lattes are flowing ☕,…

‘Demon Slayer’ slays box office AGAIN, proving humanity is doomed
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‘Demon Slayer’ slays box office AGAIN, proving humanity is doomed

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Another win for President Trump’s America! While the liberal media obsesses over their failing woke narratives, real Americans are flocking…

Fortnite Adds a Marketplace (Filled with Ads) and Screws Over Creators (Again)
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Fortnite Adds a Marketplace (Filled with Ads) and Screws Over Creators (Again)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh, sweet Celestia, another update for Fortnite? 🙄 Is this game still a thing? Apparently, the overlords at Epic Games…

GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)
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GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

GTA 6, slated for release on May 26, 2026 (mark your calendars, folks, it’s gonna be YUGE!📅), is causing more…

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