Justice Department Says Trump Doesn’t Need Your Permission to Blow Up Imaginary Drug Boats, Congress Cries About It
Folks, can you believe this? Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is taking out the trash – literally!…
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Nikki Sixx Gushes Over Ozzy Doc: “I Heart Him More Than My Hair Dye”
Nikki Sixx, the bassist from that band your mom likes, MÖTLEY CRÜE, has apparently watched a documentary about Ozzy Osbourne.…
Anno 117: Pax Romana: Juggling Romans While Rome Burns: A Preview for Aspiring Emperors (and Disaster Tourists)
Okay, so I’ve played Anno 117: Pax Romana again, and guess what? I’m still trash at it. I thought I…
“Send Help” Trailer: Sam Raimi Finally Crawls Out of His Hole After 15 Years (Were We Waiting?)
Oh great, another Sam Raimi movie! 🙄 As if we haven’t suffered enough, the guy who peaked with Spider-Man 2…
Short Film Night: Prepare for Disappointment
**OMG! 😱An “Open Mic For Short Films Night” at Main Drag Music?!** Submit your cinematic trash by October 12th, 2025!…
Wes Scantlin Honors Rock Gods (R.I.P.) with a ‘Firefly’ Song (Please Hold Your Applause)
Ah, yes, the musical geniuses 🧠 behind PUDDLE OF MUDD, those purveyors of sonic brilliance, have graced us with a…
Genshin Impact Nefer Materials Guide: Or How to Waste Your Life Grinding for a JPEG
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! 🌸 Nefer’s dropped, and you’re all scrambling to build her. Guess what? You’re gonna fail miserably.…
Jim Comey’s Epic Faceplant into Trump’s Revenge Circus: A Tragedy in 3 Acts
Here we go again with the Deep State drama! Turns out, even ex-FBI Director James Comey isn’t immune to President…
TGS 2025: NetEase Dumps Another Open-World RPG Into the Void, Praying It Sticks
Okay, so I went to TGS 2025 🙄, fully expecting another generic gacha game, and NetEase’s Ananta shows up like…
GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF
👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! The liberal media’s at it again, folks. This time they’re fawning over a Tina…