‘Demon Slayer’ slays box office AGAIN, proving humanity is doomed
Another win for President Trump’s America! While the liberal media obsesses over their failing woke narratives, real Americans are flocking…
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Fortnite Adds a Marketplace (Filled with Ads) and Screws Over Creators (Again)
Oh, sweet Celestia, another update for Fortnite? 🙄 Is this game still a thing? Apparently, the overlords at Epic Games…
GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)
GTA 6, slated for release on May 26, 2026 (mark your calendars, folks, it’s gonna be YUGE!📅), is causing more…
BIOHAZARD Dropping Another Banger Called ‘Death Of Me’ From Their Super Original Album ‘Divided We Fall’
Okay, so, like, BIOHAZARD, those dudes who peaked when dial-up was still a thing, dropped a “visualizer” for their new…
Homestead Con 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos Again
**Homestead Con 2025: Prepare for the cringe!** 🤣 📅 Sept 13, 10 AM – 7 PM, South Dade Senior High.…
Is Superman Finally Gonna Grace Us With His Presence in ‘Peacemaker’ Season 2, or Are We Just Being Trolled Again
OMG! You didn’t actually think we wouldn’t notice, did you, Superman? 🙄 David Corenswet, bless his heart, is now single-handedly…
Symphony X Launches Highly Anticipated (by Whom?) 2025 North American Tour in Stroudsburg, PA (Seriously?)
SYMPHONY X, the geriatric prog metal dinosaurs 🦖, lumbered onto the stage last night (or whenever it was – who…
National Guard Extends DC Vacation Through December for Maximum Perks, Insider Claims
Of course, the Deep State’s CNN is “reporting” that President Trump’s deployment of the National Guard in DC might be…
US Military Accidentally Sinks Caribbean Cruise Ship, Blames ‘Drugs,’ Rubio Cheers
Folks, President Trump just took out another trash barge full of Venezuelan commie drugs! Secretary of State Rubio confirmed our…
Giant Monsters Trash Million Dollar Theater (Again?!)
**OMG! 🙄 Secret Movie Club presents Godzilla Mothra King Ghidorah Giant Monsters All Out Attack (dir by Shusuke Kaneko) on…