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Tag: Trump Administration

Pentagon Wins Right to Restart 9/11 Trial Chaos
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Pentagon Wins Right to Restart 9/11 Trial Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has decided not to review the decision to…

Trump Still Golfing Despite Lawsuits Because Priorities
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Trump Still Golfing Despite Lawsuits Because Priorities

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest plan to renovate a public golf course in Washington, DC,…

ICE Incident Injures US Citizen Because That’s Totally Their Job
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ICE Incident Injures US Citizen Because That’s Totally Their Job

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest incident involving Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in Long Beach, California,…

Deportation Protections Remain For Ukrainian And Sudanese Immigrants Temporarily Somehow
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Deportation Protections Remain For Ukrainian And Sudanese Immigrants Temporarily Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest twist in the immigration saga, and I have to say,…

Trump’s Golf Course Wreaks Havoc One Tree at a Time Again
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Trump’s Golf Course Wreaks Havoc One Tree at a Time Again

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest project, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

Canoeist somehow more likable than Trump in bizarre DC incident
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Canoeist somehow more likable than Trump in bizarre DC incident

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that David Hearn, a 67-year-old former Olympic…

Triumphal Arch Proceeds Without Trump’s Military Mall
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Triumphal Arch Proceeds Without Trump’s Military Mall

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has released final plans for its proposed 250-foot…

Ilhan Omar’s Home Searched Because Trump Administration Loves Surprise Parties
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Ilhan Omar’s Home Searched Because Trump Administration Loves Surprise Parties

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar, and I have to…

Midterms Threatened By Slightly Larger Than Usual Debt
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Midterms Threatened By Slightly Larger Than Usual Debt

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

The federal budget deficit has risen to nearly $2 trillion for the past fiscal year, which is the largest annual…

Noem Lands Third Trump Gig Because Two Weren’t Enough Apparently
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Noem Lands Third Trump Gig Because Two Weren’t Enough Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has quietly moved into a…

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