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Secret Service Leaker Gets Time Off For Good Behavior Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Secret Service Leaker Gets Time Off For Good Behavior Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Secret Service agent who’s in hot water for allegedly leaking info…

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Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump’s energy security plans deemed vital to western future
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump’s energy security plans deemed vital to western future

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the esteemed Commander…

New Jersey spills some beans not all of them apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

New Jersey spills some beans not all of them apparently

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about New Jersey Gov. Mikie Sherrill’s disclosure that a software glitch added 6,600…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 22 2026
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THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 22 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time it’s a doozy. In a recent Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 22 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 22 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump claims Arizona sweep 18 months after his win
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump claims Arizona sweep 18 months after his win

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the MAGA faithful are rejoicing. In a triumphant Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF CAPS…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT heads to Dover Air Force Base to honor heroes
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT heads to Dover Air Force Base to honor heroes

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

In a move that has left many scratching their heads, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald Trump, took…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: US to Bomb Iran Bridges or Power Plants for Ship Attacks
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: US to Bomb Iran Bridges or Power Plants for Ship Attacks

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

In a shocking move, the ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President DONALD J. TRUMP, has issued a stern warning to…

Saudi Arabia Gets Nuclear Enrichment Okay From Trump Basically
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Saudi Arabia Gets Nuclear Enrichment Okay From Trump Basically

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one – President Donald Trump has given…

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