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‘Highlander’ Reboot Gets the Chop (Literally!) After Superman Trips Over a Sword
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‘Highlander’ Reboot Gets the Chop (Literally!) After Superman Trips Over a Sword

FinnSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

So, apparently, Superman himself, Henry Cavill, got a boo-boo while playing with swords βš”οΈ and kilts in preparation for the…

‘Tomb Raider’ TV Series: Sophie Turner Trades Dragons for Tombs, Gets Lost Anyway
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‘Tomb Raider’ TV Series: Sophie Turner Trades Dragons for Tombs, Gets Lost Anyway

FinnSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sophie Turner, aka Sansa Stark, is gonna be Lara Croft? Seriously? πŸ™„ Is this some kind of late…

‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema
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‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema

FinnSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Oh, great, another πŸ’©Call of Duty movie is being forced upon us by the cinematic overlords at Paramount. Because what…

Ubisoft Milks Far Cry for TV Show, FX Desperate for Content
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Ubisoft Milks Far Cry for TV Show, FX Desperate for Content

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Oh, great, another video game adaptation nobody asked for! πŸ™„ Apparently, Ubisoft, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe after one…

3 Weeb Conventions Near Tokyo That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices
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3 Weeb Conventions Near Tokyo That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

So, you’re planning a trip to Tokyo? πŸ—Ό Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🀣 Forget the temples…

Marvel’s ‘Wonder Man’: More Like ‘Blunder Man,’ Am I Right
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Marvel’s ‘Wonder Man’: More Like ‘Blunder Man,’ Am I Right

FinnJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh boy, buckle up buttercups πŸͺ‘, because Marvel’s dredging up another hero from the depths of comic book obscurity! Wonder…

Richard Patrick of FILTER Still Whining About That Time Everyone Thought ‘Hey Man, Nice Shot’ Was About Kurt Cobain
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Richard Patrick of FILTER Still Whining About That Time Everyone Thought ‘Hey Man, Nice Shot’ Was About Kurt Cobain

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

In a thrilling exposΓ© with The Jesea Lee Show, FILTER’s very own Richard Patrick, the mastermind behind the sonic masterpiece…

‘Starwalker’ Director Says Woke Mob Can’t Stop the Space Queers
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‘Starwalker’ Director Says Woke Mob Can’t Stop the Space Queers

FinnJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Oh honey, you thought the struggle for queer rights was over? πŸ™„ Well, buckle up buttercup, because Corey Payette’s Starwalker…

Bookie Season 2 (TV series): A Totally Unbiased and Accurate Episode Guide (Probably)
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Bookie Season 2 (TV series): A Totally Unbiased and Accurate Episode Guide (Probably)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because “Bookie” Season 2 is here to grace us with its presence… or something. If…

The Last of Us Director Says “No More Games,” Demands 19 Seasons of GTA 6 Instead
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The Last of Us Director Says “No More Games,” Demands 19 Seasons of GTA 6 Instead

FinnMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because HBO’s The Last of Us is apparently a “success.” πŸ™„ We have Craig Mazin to…

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