James Hetfield’s Gig: Proof the Bar is Six Feet Under
Attention, fellow headbangers (and those who accidentally stumbled here)! Prepare yourselves for a groundbreaking exposé hotter than Lars Ulrich’s snare…
Tag: TV
FX Dumps Another Bag of Cash on Ubisoft for a Far Cry TV Show Starring Some Dudes You’ve Heard Of
OMG! FX is making a *Far Cry* TV show! 🤣 Prepare for cringey monologues and villains who think they’re deep…
Far Cry: From Consoles to Catastrophe TV – Prepare for Maximum Cringe with Hawley and Mac’s Anthology Atrocity
FX, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe they lost a bet 🤷♂️), has greenlit an anthology TV show based on…
Stranger Things 5 Vol 1 Trailer: Prepare to be mildly whelmed
Oh boy, are you READY for more Stranger Things?! 🙄 Because Netflix clearly thinks we haven’t had enough of this…
Charlotte’s Sheriff, Once a TV Star, Now Apparently an ICE Agent (LOL) | CNN
Sheriff McFadden’s Sanctuary City Shenanigans Backfire Spectacularly! Another Win for Trump’s America-First Immigration Policies! Garry McFadden, the darling of the…
“Stargate: Prime Directive – Because Apparently Wormholes Weren’t Confusing Enough Already”
Amazon MGM Studios, in a move that absolutely NO ONE saw coming (🙄), has announced that they’re rebooting Stargate. Yes,…
AS I LAY DYING Drops New Single ‘If I Fall’ (Spoiler: They Probably Will)
Ah yes, “Echoes”, the sound of desperation from AS I LAY DYING, a band whose leader thought hiring a hitman…
Noah Schnapp Accidentally Spills the Demogorgon Beans: ‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 Plot Twist Revealed (Oops!)
OMG!😱 Will Vecna, the dude who looks like Voldemort after a bad tanning session, get a REDEMPTION ARC in the…
MTV UK Channels Going Bye-Bye: Because Who Even Watches TV Anymore
Oh, the horror! MTV, that bastion of leftist indoctrination, is closing five whole channels in the UK! Could it be…
From Zero to Netflix Hero: NYC Acting Class for the Clueless
OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Guess what? The “Start Acting on TV! Break Into Hollywood LIVE in NYC!” event happened on…