Elden Ring Nightreign’s Duo Expeditions: Now Delayed Because Mother Nature Decided to Rage Quit
OMG! 😱 FromSoftware DELAYS Elden Ring Nightreign Duo Expeditions Because the Ocean Decided to Throw a Tantrum! 🌊 Like, Seriously?…
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President Curtis: Keith David’s Newest Multiversal Misadventure (That You Probably Won’t Understand)
Adult Swim, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe they just ran out of ideas 💡), has graced us with a…
Pluribus: Another Sci-Fi Show? Oh Great, Just What We Needed
Apple TV+, bless their cotton socks, 🙄 has decided to grace us with a “glimpse” (read: the bare minimum to…
John Carpenter’s In The Mouth of Mildly Annoyed is Crawling to 4K
Do you read Sutter Cane? 📚 Asking for a friend… who may or may not be a Lovecraftian horror. Well,…
OASIS DEDICATES SONG TO OZZY: IS THIS THE END OF ROCK N’ ROLL
So, like, OASIS – yeah, those guys who haven’t had a relevant song since your grandma’s dentures were new –…
Breaking News: Fans Confuse Bench for Grave, Declare Ozzy Dead (Again)
So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of freaking Darkness (or was it the Court Jester of Darkness?), has finally kicked…
Ozzy’s Dead (Again)! Streams Go Brrr
According to The Hollywood Reporter, Oh, look! 🙄Turns out that the only way people remember who Ozzy Osbourne is (or…
Ex-MEGADETH Bassist Ellefson Thinks OZZY Is The New King, Apparently
Oh, the drama! On Wednesday, July 23, the man, the myth, the legend (of getting kicked out of MEGADETH), David…
HELLOWEEN Drops ‘Universe (Gravity For Hearts)’ – Because Apparently Pumpkins in Space Aren’t Weird Enough on ‘Giants & Monsters’ Album
Oh great, the geriatric metalheads HELLOWEEN are back to grace us with their presence (and another album we totally asked…
Witness the Utter Carnage: The Offspring Butcher Ozzy’s ‘Crazy Train’ in Appalling Tribute
California pop-punk has-beens THE OFFSPRING, desperate for attention as always, decided the best way to stay relevant was to butcher…