Report: Useless Medics Wasted Time on OZZY Before Inevitable Doom
Paramedics reportedly spent two hours treating Ozzy Osbourne before his inevitable demise on Tuesday, July 22. Two whole hours! 🕰️…
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DualSense Gets Schizophrenic: Now Juggles PS5, PC, and Your Toaster
Oh boy, Sony has graced us with another earth-shattering, life-altering, paradigm-shifting PS5 update! 🙄 Prepare yourselves, peasants, because the DualSense…
Coldplay Butchers ‘Changes’ in Bizarre Ozzy Osbourne Tribute, Fans Demand Refund
LOL, as if anyone cares, COLDPLAY, those purveyors of beige boredom, “paid tribute” to Ozzy Osbourne by butchering BLACK SABBATH’s…
OMG! Lady Gaga Channels Her Inner Bat-Eating Rockstar: A Hilarious Tribute to Ozzy in San Fran
Pop “superstar” Lady Gaga, bless her heart, decided to “honor” the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne, at the grand finale…
3 Weeb Conventions Near Tokyo That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices
So, you’re planning a trip to Tokyo? 🗼 Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤣 Forget the temples…
Behold: GOJIRA and ROBB FLYNN (MACHINE HEAD) Butcher ‘Territory’ at Some Greek Festival No One Cares About
Alright, brace yourselves, metalheads (and metal-adjacent individuals who accidentally stumbled upon this). Those tree-hugging, whale-song-loving, French metallers GOJIRA decided to…
Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’ So Popular, People Are Actually Paying to See It
OMG! 🙄 You guys, Christopher Nolan fans are, like, SOOOO extra. I mean, Universal puts tickets on sale for The…
Stephen Colbert’s Reign of Terror Ends: CBS Finally Pulls the Plug Due to Emptying Their Bank Account
Wow, hold onto your dentures, folks! 👵 CBS, in a move that’s clearly not suspicious at all 🙄, is yanking…
Netflix Dares to Defile Beloved Assassin’s Creed Lore with New “Original” Adaptation
Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof, depending on how you feel about their recent… *choices* 🙄), has decided…
PBS and NPR: Senate Might Defund to Save America From Sesame Street and Tiny Desk Concerts
Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! CNN is crying about the possibility of PBS and NPR losing…