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Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Disney, those woke snowflakes โ„๏ธ, and ABC (Always Broadcasting Crap) have officially announced that Jimmy Kimmel Live! ๐Ÿคฎ…

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From Zero to TV Hero: NYC’s Got Talent (or Desperate Hopefuls)!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿคฉ #1 actors studio alert! Graduates on Netflix, Disney, NBC, Hulu, MAX, Fox! Like, ALL networks! ๐Ÿ’…** Beginner? No…

Demon Slayer Fans to be Put Out of Their Misery in 2026, Maybe
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Demon Slayer Fans to be Put Out of Their Misery in 2026, Maybe

FinnSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ You guys are NEVER going to believe this! Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle, that anime flick everyone’s drooling over?…

SCAD AnimationFest 2025: Where K-Pop Stars Battle Demons and Phineas and Ferb Attend (Seriously?)
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SCAD AnimationFest 2025: Where K-Pop Stars Battle Demons and Phineas and Ferb Attend (Seriously?)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

OMG, SCAD AnimationFest is BACK! ๐Ÿ™„ Get ready for three whole days ofโ€ฆ animation? I guess? September 25-27 in Atlanta,…

TWISTED SISTER Thinks It’s Still 1984, Announces Reunion Concert for 2026 (As If Anyone Cares)
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TWISTED SISTER Thinks It’s Still 1984, Announces Reunion Concert for 2026 (As If Anyone Cares)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

TWISTED SISTER, those purveyors of fine 80s cheese ๐Ÿง€, have apparently crawled out of whatever crypt they were hibernating in…

Ozzy’s ‘Last Chapter’? More Like ‘Last Gasp’ on BBC in October
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Ozzy’s ‘Last Chapter’? More Like ‘Last Gasp’ on BBC in October

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

OMG! Ozzy Osbourne, that decrepit geezer who somehow managed to make a career out of mumbling and biting bats๐Ÿฆ‡, apparently…

Judge Jeanine’s Wild Ride: From TV Star to Trump’s Crusader (While Her Office Burns)
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Judge Jeanine’s Wild Ride: From TV Star to Trump’s Crusader (While Her Office Burns)

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! This time, they’re whining about Jeanine Pirro, who Trump appointed…

UrbanFest 360ยฐ Orlando: 2 Whole Days of Filmsโ€”Call This Number!
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UrbanFest 360ยฐ Orlando: 2 Whole Days of Filmsโ€”Call This Number!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! UrbanFest 360ยฐ Orlando Films, Beats, Bites! Film Festival is here!** ๐Ÿคฃ Get ready to waste a day at AFRO…

Fashionistas? More Like Fashion-Fiascos
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Fashionistas? More Like Fashion-Fiascos

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ “Fashioners” premiere! Food, drinks & local storytelling! Co-Media๐Ÿ’ฉoriginal show๐Ÿคฎabout fashion industry “shapers.” First victim: Atlas Handcrafted, a โœจfashionshowโœจ…

Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently
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Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently

FinnSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Marvel Zombies, or as I like to call it, “Marvel’s Latest Attempt to Milk Your Nostalgia,” is a four-episode animated…

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