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Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Million Different Cuts of Manhunter Now Michael Mann’s Manhunter The Final Cut is Graciously Bestowing Itself Upon Cinemas Everywhere
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Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Million Different Cuts of Manhunter Now Michael Mann’s Manhunter The Final Cut is Graciously Bestowing Itself Upon Cinemas Everywhere

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good serial…

Because the World Needed Another RoboCop Reboot
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Because the World Needed Another RoboCop Reboot

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Dan Stevens is the new RoboCop, because of course he is. In a move that’s as surprising as a sunrise…

Trump Still Fabricating Facts About Canada Because Why Not
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Trump Still Fabricating Facts About Canada Because Why Not

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, attacking Canada with claims…

Lanterns Episode 2 Already Overstuffed With Cringeworthy Easter Eggs For Desperate Fans
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Lanterns Episode 2 Already Overstuffed With Cringeworthy Easter Eggs For Desperate Fans

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

The second episode of HBO Max’s Lanterns has arrived, and with it, a plethora of Easter eggs and DC Comics…

Because We Needed Another Lanterns Movie To Completely Forget
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Because We Needed Another Lanterns Movie To Completely Forget

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Through two episodes, the new HBO Max series Lanterns has already become a whodunit, with more twists and turns than…

ICE-T States The Blindingly Obvious About US Being A Dumpster Fire
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ICE-T States The Blindingly Obvious About US Being A Dumpster Fire

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Body Count? 😂 Because, apparently, Ice-T and Ernie C are already…

Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken
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Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, it looks like the drama between Paramount and the parties suing to block its takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery…

FAN EXPO Canada 2026 Promises More Overpriced Nostalgia And Crowds
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FAN EXPO Canada 2026 Promises More Overpriced Nostalgia And Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

FAN EXPO Canada 2026 is coming, and it’s a geek’s paradise, but let’s be real, it’s also a corporate playground…

Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash
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Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? 🤯 I just got word that Hasbro is throwing a…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Superman Spinoff
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Superman Spinoff

FinnAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

The DC Universe is at it again, because of course it is. The latest announcement from HBO Max is a…

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