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Gaming chairs now Poké-fied with nostalgic pixel art cash grab skins
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Gaming chairs now Poké-fied with nostalgic pixel art cash grab skins

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Because what every gamer really needs is a $100 chair skin to go along with their $60 game and $15…

Disney hands over beloved characters to TikTok chaos merchants
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Disney hands over beloved characters to TikTok chaos merchants

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is teaming up with TikTok to let creators make…

Prong still exists and has a new song somehow
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Prong still exists and has a new song somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my enthusiasm… 😴…

Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with AI Powered Stuart Fails to Save the Universe
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Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with AI Powered Stuart Fails to Save the Universe

FinnAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Sharp-eyed viewers are accusing Stuart Fails to Save the Universe of using generative AI in its opening credits, because of…

Jane Seymour Talks Harry Wild And Joe Lando Chemistry
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Jane Seymour Talks Harry Wild And Joe Lando Chemistry

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Jane Seymour is back as the delightfully sharp Harriet “Harry” Wild for the fifth season of Harry Wild, and the…

Because You Clearly Need More TV Shows to Binge Forever
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Because You Clearly Need More TV Shows to Binge Forever

FinnAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

It’s that time of the week again, folks, where we dive headfirst into the latest TV shows and streaming series…

Tobias Forge saves horror movies with his music video genius
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Tobias Forge saves horror movies with his music video genius

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more found-footage horror? 🙄 I mean, who doesn’t love a good mixtape…

TCL peddles pricey Quantum Dot TVs with questionable value upgrades
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TCL peddles pricey Quantum Dot TVs with questionable value upgrades

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

TCL is at it again, folks, pushing the boundaries of what we can expect from a budget-friendly TV. Their 2026…

Knight Rider: Finally a Documentary About a Talking Car Because That’s What the World Was Missing
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Knight Rider: Finally a Documentary About a Talking Car Because That’s What the World Was Missing

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤩 Because we’re about to take a trip down memory lane,…

Nation Rallies Behind ABC Because Suddenly Everyone Loves Network Television
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Nation Rallies Behind ABC Because Suddenly Everyone Loves Network Television

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the eight local ABC television stations targeted by…

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