Apple TV Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Slow Horses Yet Miraculously Greenlights an Eighth Season
Breaking news: Apple TV has just announced that they’re dragging out the “Slow Horses” series for yet another season, because…
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Because You Clearly Need More TV, Here Are Some New Shows
In a move that’s sure to thrill audiences and further erode the concept of a traditional TV season, several new…
Bond Franchise Still Chugging Along Because Money
The James Bond franchise is stirring once again, because of course it is. The next Bond film, the 26th installment…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break
AMC has given the green light to a new television series based on the 1991 movie Point Break, because what…
Nation Celebrates Another Year of Existing on September 11
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s a story about people born on September 11, and how…
Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing
The Transformers: The Movie is back in theaters, because of course it is. The 40th anniversary of the film’s release…
FCC Gets Triggered By Jimmy Kimmel Interview
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, James Talarico, a Texas Democratic Senate candidate, is saying that…
Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…
Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time
The Muppets are once again being left in the lurch by Disney, as it’s been announced that there are no…
Sandra Bullock pioneer of overpriced online movie tickets back in 1996
Sandra Bullock is not only one of the most dependable movie stars of her generation, but she’s also an internet…