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Pokémon Presents July 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity & Mega Dragonite’s Disappointing Debut!
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Pokémon Presents July 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity & Mega Dragonite’s Disappointing Debut!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Okay, so the Pokémon Company, bless their cotton socks, decided to grace us with a Summer Pokémon Presents July 2025,…

Gaming and Streaming: Because Apparently Gamers Have No Friends IRL
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Gaming and Streaming: Because Apparently Gamers Have No Friends IRL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! 🧈 If you’ve stumbled anywhere near the internet in the last decade (and if you haven’t,…

Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024
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Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Apparently, some 26.7 million of you are still clinging to your ancient Nintendo Entertainment Systems,…

Red Bull Home Ground crash lands at Fan Expo Toronto, brace for impact on August 23
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Red Bull Home Ground crash lands at Fan Expo Toronto, brace for impact on August 23

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Oh, boy, oh, boy! 🤪 Get ready, folks, because the Canadian Qualifier for Red Bull Home Ground, that totally-not-boring official…

TIME Mag Just Dropped Their Hot 100 Creators List—Prepare to Question Everything
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TIME Mag Just Dropped Their Hot 100 Creators List—Prepare to Question Everything

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, honey, TIME Magazine, bless their little hearts, just dropped their “very first” TIME100 Creators list. Yes, because clearly, the…

OMG! Yōtei’s Ghostly Shenanigans: A State of Play So Bad It’s Actually Happening on July 10 (Prepare to Cringe)
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OMG! Yōtei’s Ghostly Shenanigans: A State of Play So Bad It’s Actually Happening on July 10 (Prepare to Cringe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🥳 Sucker Punch Productions, the geniuses behind that *totally* original samurai game, are gracing…

Disney Lorcana Crowns Some Lucky Schmuck World Champion
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Disney Lorcana Crowns Some Lucky Schmuck World Champion

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! The Great Mouse himself has apparently sprinkled enough fairy dust (or maybe just corporate…

Gaming and Media Had a Baby: It’s Interactive Storytelling (Ew)
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Gaming and Media Had a Baby: It’s Interactive Storytelling (Ew)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Gaming? In 2025? Still a thing? 😂 Oh honey, it’s not just “a thing,” it’s apparently the CENTER of a…

Red Dead Redemption 2 Voice Actors Hilariously Troll Fans with Vague Teases of Impending Doom
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Red Dead Redemption 2 Voice Actors Hilariously Troll Fans with Vague Teases of Impending Doom

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Alright, folks, buckle up your horses because the drama is thicker than Dutch’s accent in a poker game! 🤠 Apparently,…

Samsung’s Geriatric Games: Competing with Apple Watch in the “Still Alive?” Department
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Samsung’s Geriatric Games: Competing with Apple Watch in the “Still Alive?” Department

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling the fear and pushing for more surveillance, I see. Now Samsung wants to track your every…

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