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Billionaire Musk survives solely on government handouts somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Billionaire Musk survives solely on government handouts somehow

Big ElephantJune 13, 2026June 13, 2026

Oh, great, just what we needed, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal propaganda about our beloved President…

Trump-hating RINOs tremble before Trump’s genius Iran plan
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Trump-hating RINOs tremble before Trump’s genius Iran plan

Big ElephantJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved…

Deep state sabotage: Pentagon evacuated thanks to Democrat incompetence somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Deep state sabotage: Pentagon evacuated thanks to Democrat incompetence somehow

Big ElephantJune 11, 2026June 11, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the most fantastic, tremendous, and…

Iran screws America again what a shock total loser diplomats fail
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Iran screws America again what a shock total loser diplomats fail

Big ElephantJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the utopian paradise that is America under the magnificent leadership of…

Fake news CNN hyping Pope’s Madrid crowd size obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN hyping Pope’s Madrid crowd size obviously

Big ElephantJune 7, 2026June 7, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

Finally a book returns home after a century of socialist neglect somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Finally a book returns home after a century of socialist neglect somehow

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, more fake news about how our amazing President Donald Trump is somehow not doing…

Trump builds patriotic fortress to protect America from losers
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump builds patriotic fortress to protect America from losers

Big ElephantMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the Democrat Party just going to love this one. As of 2026,…

Fake news CNN reports Pam Bondi battling thyroid cancer
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN reports Pam Bondi battling thyroid cancer

Big ElephantMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…

The Witcher 3 Is Getting One Last Surprise Expansion Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Hours of Your Life Playing It Already and Geralt Is Coming Back to Ruin Your Social Life Again
Breaking, Games News

The Witcher 3 Is Getting One Last Surprise Expansion Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Hours of Your Life Playing It Already and Geralt Is Coming Back to Ruin Your Social Life Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Breaking News: CD PROJEKT RED Finally Announces The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt – Songs of the Past, Because You Clearly…

LibERAL SNOWFLAKES whine about Trump’s perfectly justified Nespotjustice
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

LibERAL SNOWFLAKES whine about Trump’s perfectly justified Nespotjustice

Big ElephantMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to imply that our great President Donald Trump is…

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