Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
🎉 Praise be, the Ubisoft overlords have finally stopped sacrificing our framerates to the dark gods of unoptimized code! 🎉…
🚨 BREAKING: Ubisoft Claims No Data Was Breached… But Your Wallet Definitely Was! 🚨 In a stunning turn of events…
🚨 BREAKING: Rainbow Six Siege is turning 10 and Ubisoft decided to throw a rave with rule changes instead of…
When Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege launched a decade ago, nobody expected it to outlive its launch trailer, let alone…
Breaking News: Ubisoft Hires Back Guy Who Already Left 🤡 To Direct Splinter Cell Remake! Is This Groundhog Day? In…
In a recent tell-all with Story Mode, the legend himself, former FEAR FACTORY drum-banger Raymond Herrera (also known for composing…
Oh, great, another Assassin’s Creed adaptation! 🙄 Because the movie wasn’t a colossal dumpster fire 🔥 enough, Netflix has decided…
OMG! FX is making a *Far Cry* TV show! 🤣 Prepare for cringey monologues and villains who think they’re deep…
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Another Ubisoft leak! 🤣 Seems like someone over there can’t keep their…
FX, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe they lost a bet 🤷♂️), has greenlit an anthology TV show based on…
