Gaming Industry Desperation Peaks At Massive gamescom 2026 Event
Gamescom 2026 is already breaking records, because of course it is – the hype train has left the station and…
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Why Every Modern Game Needs a Battle Pass (Even If Nobody Asked)
Today, you buy the game, then the Season Pass, then the Battle Pass, then the Premium Battle Pass, then the…
Gaming Setups Now Secretly Judging Your Life Choices Too
Oh joy, another opportunity for the gaming industry to collect our precious personal data, because what’s a little privacy when…
Because The World Was Just Missing A Remake Of A 15 Year Old Game That Was Already Kind Of Meh The First Time Around
Breaking News: Ubisoft Might Be Remaking the First Assassin’s Creed, Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy Enough Copies of the Original…
Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy It Enough Times Already Announcement Thingy With a Launch Date That You’ll Probably Forget
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some pirate-themed fun 🏴☠️? Because Ubisoft just announced Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced,…
Morbid Metal Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Slash Robots
I’m so excited to dive into Morbid Metal, a game that’s been lurking in the shadows, waiting to unleash its…
GeForce NOW Adds Screamer, King’s Quest, and More to Its Ever-Growing Collection of Games You’ll Never Have Time to Play
Just when you thought your digital game library couldn’t possibly get any more bloated, GeForce NOW has decided to throw…
Rainbow Six Siege Finally Realizes Its Players Deserve a Casino After Losing All Their Money to Microtransactions
Move over, actual casinos — Rainbow Six Siege is about to make you irrelevant with its latest map drop, the…
Valentine’s Day Co-Op Games For Couples—Because Nothing Says ‘I Love You’ Like Arguing Over Who’s Holding the Controller
Valentine’s Day is coming up, and you’re panicking because you haven’t planned anything special for your significant other. Don’t worry,…
Canadians Trying to Buy Virtual Swords: A Comedy of Errors and Credit Card Hacks
Digital Delights and Financial Fright: How Secure Are Gaming Payments In Canada? Remember when buying a game meant waiting in…