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THE DARKNESS Ruins Christmas 2025 With ‘Mistletoe And Wine’
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THE DARKNESS Ruins Christmas 2025 With ‘Mistletoe And Wine’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

British rockers THE DARKNESS, bless their hearts, have decided to unleash their new single, “Mistletoe And Wine”, upon the unsuspecting…

MAYHEM Drops a Real Downer, “Despair,” from Their Joyless “Liturgy of Death” Album
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MAYHEM Drops a Real Downer, “Despair,” from Their Joyless “Liturgy of Death” Album

Chord F. DiscordDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Get ready, posers, because the corpse-painted clowns 🤡 in MAYHEM are back with their SEVENTH studio album, “Liturgy Of Death”,…

Keanu Reeves’s band DOGSTAR (lol) Announces Spring/Summer 2026 European Tour (get your earplugs ready)
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Keanu Reeves’s band DOGSTAR (lol) Announces Spring/Summer 2026 European Tour (get your earplugs ready)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

So, Keanu Reeves, bless his heart, decided that saving the world as John Wick wasn’t enough. Now he’s back with…

Park Chan-wook’s “No Other Choice” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Mind Slightly Bent (Maybe)
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Park Chan-wook’s “No Other Choice” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Mind Slightly Bent (Maybe)

FinnNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

MUBI, bless their cotton socks, has graced us with a new UK trailer and artwork for BAFTA Award-winner 🙄🙄🙄 Park…

Oops! US Military Did a Whoopsie: Double Tapped a ‘Totally Not a Drug Boat’ (Again!)
Another Win for Trump: Eliminating Narco-Terrorists, One Boat at a Time!
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Oops! US Military Did a Whoopsie: Double Tapped a ‘Totally Not a Drug Boat’ (Again!)

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Another boatload of scumbag narcoterrorists bites the dust thanks to President Trump’s decisive action! The liberal media, of course, is…

Saint Etienne Finally Bother to Say Goodbye (Probably) to UK and Ireland
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Saint Etienne Finally Bother to Say Goodbye (Probably) to UK and Ireland

Chord F. DiscordNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

So, Saint Etienne, those indie-pop relics, are finally crawling out of whatever retirement home they’ve been festering in to announce…

AIRBOURNE’s New Single ‘Christmas Bonus’ & European Tour: Get Ready to Rock Your Socks Off (and Maybe Get Some Coal)
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AIRBOURNE’s New Single ‘Christmas Bonus’ & European Tour: Get Ready to Rock Your Socks Off (and Maybe Get Some Coal)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Australian geriatric rockers AIRBOURNE, allegedly still kicking (barely), have bestowed upon their dwindling fanbase – the naughty, the nice, and…

GUNS N’ ROSES Announces 2026 World Tour; Two New Songs To Arrive In Early December (Maybe, If Axl Remembers)
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GUNS N’ ROSES Announces 2026 World Tour; Two New Songs To Arrive In Early December (Maybe, If Axl Remembers)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did anyone REALLY ask for this? GUNS N’ ROSES, those geriatric rockers, are apparently still touring in 2026.…

Acres in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025
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Acres in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 19, 2025

Metalcore from UK Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

MTV UK Channels Going Bye-Bye: Because Who Even Watches TV Anymore
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MTV UK Channels Going Bye-Bye: Because Who Even Watches TV Anymore

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Oh, the horror! MTV, that bastion of leftist indoctrination, is closing five whole channels in the UK! Could it be…

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