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Women’s Therapeutic Qi Gong Sessions: Because Apparently Breathing Wrong Is the Root of All Evil
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Women’s Therapeutic Qi Gong Sessions: Because Apparently Breathing Wrong Is the Root of All Evil

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 24, 2025

🚨BREAKING: Women’s Only Qi Gong Cult Recruitment Begins Jan 7th!🚨 Join our 6-week journey to enlightenment (or at least better…

How to Monetize Your Players’ Existential Dread: A Guide to the 20-Hour Grind
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How to Monetize Your Players’ Existential Dread: A Guide to the 20-Hour Grind

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

Attention, gamers! The industry is collapsing under the unbearable weight of its own epicness! 🚨 In a stunning turn of…

From job offer to ID badge in record time: a workshop too fast to be true?
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From job offer to ID badge in record time: a workshop too fast to be true?

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 20, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: HR Heroes Unite! HPMA’s Secret Talent Race Tactics Revealed 🚨 📅 **When:** Thursday 8th January 2026, 9:30–10:30am (because…

STEEL PANTIER Has Put On Their Pants And Will Be Touring Europe In 2026
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STEEL PANTIER Has Put On Their Pants And Will Be Touring Europe In 2026

Chord F. DiscordDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Attention, mortals! The glitter apocalypse is coming — and it’s wearing a leather jacket two sizes too small. STEEL PANTHER,…

Responding Well to Disclosures *ONLY FOR SUSSEX VCSE OR PUBLIC SECTOR*
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Responding Well to Disclosures *ONLY FOR SUSSEX VCSE OR PUBLIC SECTOR*

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

Survivors’ Network presents the FREE “How to Not Suck at First Disclosures” course—because awkward silence won’t cut it when someone…

Bullet For My Valentine’s Michael ‘Padge’ Paget Says Their Next Album Is ‘Very Important’ And Also Not A Concept Album About Tax Evasion
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Bullet For My Valentine’s Michael ‘Padge’ Paget Says Their Next Album Is ‘Very Important’ And Also Not A Concept Album About Tax Evasion

Chord F. DiscordDecember 13, 2025December 13, 2025

🎸 In a shocking turn of events that NO ONE saw coming (except literally everyone with ears and an internet…

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Using Lived Experience to Improve Services – What is Co-Production?

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

Ever felt your Netflix-bingeing expertise could revolutionize healthcare? 🤔 This course finally gives your couch-potato insights the platform they deserve!…

Teaching the Teachers: SCIE’s Safeguarding Squad Shares Their Secrets
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Teaching the Teachers: SCIE’s Safeguarding Squad Shares Their Secrets

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

The SCIE team is hosting an *online* “Safeguarding Policy & Practice” session on December 17, 2025, from 12:00-12:45. 🤖💻 They…

“Wasteman: Witness the Riveting Saga of a Dude Who Can’t Be Bothered to Take Out the Bins”
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“Wasteman: Witness the Riveting Saga of a Dude Who Can’t Be Bothered to Take Out the Bins”

FinnDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Hold onto your prison shivs and DOC-standard toilet wine, film fans! 🍷✨ The cinematic event of the decade* (*decade defined…

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“UK Government Discovers Excel is Too Hard: Now Offering Power BI to Confuse You Further”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 8, 2025

ONS Local: Because Nothing Says “Fun” Like Data Dashboards! 📊😂 🚀 **East Suffolk Council**—heroically battling boredom since 2022—will reveal their…

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