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Echo & The Bunnymen Announce They’re Still Alive (Barely) Tour
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Echo & The Bunnymen Announce They’re Still Alive (Barely) Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

🤡 Echo & The Bunnymen, those relics from a bygone era, have officially announced a “major” nationwide tour for 2026!…

“The Shepherd Code: Road Back” Trailer: Buckle Up for Some Serious Sheep-ishness
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“The Shepherd Code: Road Back” Trailer: Buckle Up for Some Serious Sheep-ishness

FinnSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

M and M Film Productions, bless their cotton socks, have bravely announced that their upcoming crime thriller, The Shepherd Code:…

Popscene: Neo Yawn
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Popscene: Neo Yawn

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

🤡 Ah, Kedar Massenburg, the President of Motown Records from 1997 to 2004, a true maestro of making a “splash.”…

Gamescom 2025: “Routine”—Yeah, Sure, Another “Survival Horror Classic” In The Making
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Gamescom 2025: “Routine”—Yeah, Sure, Another “Survival Horror Classic” In The Making

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

OMG 😱! After a geological epoch—more than a decade, you peasants!—Routine, the game that’s been more vaporware than actual ware,…

Novo Nordisk to Fire 9,000 People Because Apparently, Injecting Fat People Wasn’t Profitable Enough
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Novo Nordisk to Fire 9,000 People Because Apparently, Injecting Fat People Wasn’t Profitable Enough

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Another day, another company falling victim to the woke agenda! Novo Nordisk, bowing to the leftist mob, is laying off…

OMG! The Pooch is Pissed: “Good Boy” Gets a Poster, Still Can’t Read
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OMG! The Pooch is Pissed: “Good Boy” Gets a Poster, Still Can’t Read

FinnSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

🐕‍🦺OMG, are you ready for the cinematic masterpiece of the century? “Good Boy” is hitting theaters, and it’s about to…

SYSTEM OF A DOWN (and some old geezers) Announce Summer 2026 European Stadium Tour
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SYSTEM OF A DOWN (and some old geezers) Announce Summer 2026 European Stadium Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 SYSTEM OF A DOWN, those guys who haven’t released a decent album since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth…

Oh great, another Sydney Sweeney movie, how original
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Oh great, another Sydney Sweeney movie, how original

FinnSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Black Bear (lol, bears can’t produce movies 🐻🎬) is gracing us with the cinematic masterpiece Christy, starring the one and…

Shadow’s Edge: Witness Jackie Chan and Tony Leung’s Hilarious Attempt at a Thriller in This Trailer
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Shadow’s Edge: Witness Jackie Chan and Tony Leung’s Hilarious Attempt at a Thriller in This Trailer

FinnSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

OMG! 😱Is Jackie Chan seriously still doing this? 🤣 I mean, bless his heart, but he’s back in “action-thriller” mode…

ProgPower USA 2026: These Bands Are So Old, They Make Dinosaurs Look Like Fresh-Faced Teenagers
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ProgPower USA 2026: These Bands Are So Old, They Make Dinosaurs Look Like Fresh-Faced Teenagers

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

ENSIFERUM, ELUVEITIE, CONCEPTION, EVERGREY, NEVERMORE (wait, what year is it?!), HAMMERFALL (because who doesn’t love a good hammer?), CRIMSON GLORY…

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